Avril and Deryck, sitting in a tree...
More-metal-than-your-ma BUT not-as-punk-as-your-baby-brother squeaky teen queen Avril Lavigne is reportedly engaged to Sum 41 goofball Deryck Whibley.»
Articles
jonions has written the following articles:
Disturbed - Stricken
Damn Darwin for revolutionising our idea of evolution; if God alone was responsible for progression in its many forms, He'd strike down primitive half-wits like Disturbed without a second thought...»
Brendan Benson - The Alternative To Love
'The Alternative To Love’ is a record that spectra of ears will enjoy. It is as polished as it is surprising. And as enamouring about life as it is dissuasive about love.»
Iain Archer - Flood The Tanks
Perhaps the whole thing’s relative – after all, you’d much rather a tasteless mate put this on than Gray or Blunt – but the fact is that Flood The Tanks is a decently written, if creatively unspectacular album with a broad appeal...»
Static X - Start A War
Vocalist Wayne Static bleats as if he's getting shafted by a mechanoid donkey (we don't know what he's been through, he tells us; about a million different Pro Tools settings, we tell him)...»
Celebrity news spew: Chris Martin, Britney Spears, some ol' troll...
Celebrities are great, especially when they're rubbish...»
Comanechi at London Camden Dublin Castle, Tue 10 May
Comanechi are, on a Polaroid, a marketing man’s sexiest wet dream. But when they play, any plans for calculated commercial enterprise are blown disastrously towards the rock.»
Band bitchin' - Kaisers et al hit back at Oasis
Some bands what were dissed somewhat by ol' big-maaaf Liam Gallagher in the New Musical Express t'other week 'ave hit back at the band what panned 'em, sayin' all kinds of potty-mouthed shite.»
Yes it's f*cking political: Ian Brown electioneers...
Today is election day don't cha know. No? Ian Brown does.»
Bands under fire: The Sound Explosion and Kasabian on the injured list
On the operating table they're not, but members of both Kasabian and The Sound Explosion have nonetheless physically suffered for their art in recent days...»
Justin Hawkins: tackles donut, breaks ribs for afters
Justin Hawkins breaks ribs after donut fall...»
Kelly Osbourne: goes to Miami, goes 'dance'
Kelly: likes dance, will party.»
The Mars Volta at London Brixton Academy, Sun 13 Mar
Astrological readings said something about a soul-searing visitation. Pen-pushing a-holes said something about a review?»
Pass the bucket - pop news to spew to...
Run to the hills! Failing that, get down to Boots and stock up on earplugs. You're gonna need them once these c*nts get back on the radio...»
Man in mask Mortiis hits the road
Mortiis tours; small children reported to be "not at all frightened of the weird bloke in the mask".»
Kings of Leon, The Features at London Brixton Academy, Mon 13 Dec
DiS sends new kid on the chopping block Jeffrey Onions down to the Brixton ghetto to see if The Features are worth any cop. Oh, and those Kings Of Leon showed up, too. Eventually...»