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Pop brat Kelly Osbourne, famous for her slaughtering of Madonna classics and bonking of quasi-emo 'hunks', is to unleash her second album through Sanctuary.
The as-yet untitled record will emerge like a gigantic turd through a hosepipe in June, and features tracks penned by Pink collaborator Linda Perry. A single, 'One Word', will precede its release. Billboard describe it as a haunting pop ballad. Pass the bucket, f*cker...
The album is meant to feature songs about date rape and teenagers not getting their own way, 'cause Kelly can, like, totally relate.
I've one word for you, Osbourne: C*NT.
Like that wasn't enough spew-worthy news for you, word's reaching DiS towers that funk-pop BASTARDS Jamiroquai are about to sh*t out album number six. They plan to pass the stool sometime in late spring. A world tour will follow in the summer.
Is it possible to chuck up a lung? I fear that's what this is...
