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The Mars Volta's show tonight at the Apollo, Manchester has been cancelled
We're currently unable to source an explanation behind the non-giggery this evening, but we've been told it shouldn't affect their ATP appearance.
Now's a great opportunity to start the rumour-mill then. DiS would like to allege that the band have been involved in an accident in central Portsmouth involving a bouncing woman with elephantiasis. Another rumour we heard from a friend of a friend was that Cedric has been loose in Leeds for seven years, dressed as a school. These of course are both alleged.
