Gravel-gulleted Stereophonics frontman Kelly Jones has reportedly been fined by police after he was caught urinating in the streets.
According to The Sun, the singer was hit with an on-the-spot £80 fine after he "relieved himself" (not our words) on the way home from a night out in Camden Town.
"He got lippy with them and was ushered into the back of the patrol car for a stern talking to," a witness told the paper.
Ooh, look at Jones. He's had a beer and he thinks he's Henry bloody Cooper.
Jones released his first solo album, Only The Names Have Been Changed, on Monday. It comprises ten songs, each of which takes its title from a girl's name. A bit like Mother Jones' child-naming policy, then.