The tickets are priced at £125. Since there's no Glastonbury next summer, expect these tickets to go fast. Tickets for 2006's V Festival have also gone on sale early.
As for the line up, how about these totally unconfirmed artists that we just made up over a cup of tea:
Oasis, Blur, Metallica, Prodigy, Chemical Brothers, Fat Man Scoop, Beyoncé, Nine Inch Nails, Jethro Tull, Deep Purple, Testament, Slayer, Deerhoof, The Ex, Thom Yorke (solo), Goldie Lookin' Chain, 66% of Run DMC, 80% of The Spice Girls, Britney & Kevin's Chaotic Live Show, The O.C. All-Star Band...