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Hot celebrity gossip pouring out of EVERY ORIFICE
At DiS, we're often concerned that music geekery carries the downside of not being able to keep up with the latest happenings in the world of celebrity musicians. The time spent perusing blogs and arguing on message boards can be detrimental to your celeb-health, so today HAVE A ROUND-UP in your FACE.
Tom Chaplain (him pictured over there) has been admitted to rehab. The Keane singer has been admitted to The Priory, following this weekend's V Festival according to The Sun's Bizarre column. Rumours that he'd gone to The Priory to record a duet album with fellow resident Justin Hawkins of The Darkness fame are currently proving untrue.
In Darkness-related news, the band are denying they've been dropped by their label Atlantic. DiS has yet to confirm or deny these reports, but we can certainly pass a sarcastic comment: "LOL".
Oft-compared to The Darkness and revered middle-eastern 'terrorist' Osama Bin Laden has had new rumours spread in an attempt to smear his previously squeaky-clean name. A new book claims that Ozzy B.L is nigh-on obsessed with fascistical diva Whitney Houston and at one point told friends he'd like her to be one of his wives.
Speaking of wives, Take That star Mark Owen has become a father. The child is not called Brian.
That's all for now. I'm off to listen to the new Paris Hilton LP. Or Cursive.
