either yourself or people on the board a la the doings thread. here's one of both:

had a new fire extinguisher put in my room in my office and now there's a big red sign in my eyeline that says 'DO NOT TAKE RISKS' and i find it quite irksome.

really had no idea someone would mind me taking the piss out of Xzibit but you live and you learn:
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/music/4465987#r8671312