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We f*cking love you Patrick, and tonight's misfiring set won't stop us believing and cherishing you. But please: take that break, crawl back into your chrysalis, and come back to us when you've sorted yourself out»
In short: If I hear another Heat reading retard tell me the, somewhat rapidedly-aged-by-drink-and-drugs, singer is going out with the sixteen year old Peaches Geldof I'm gonna stick needles covered in AIDS all over Shoreditch 'til these fuckers are eradicated.»
5 bandwagons to steer well clear of in 2005.
In lieu of DiS being part of the problem and doing much the same list thing, and despite realising that content like this reaffirms certain organisation's importance, and being fully aware you have your own ears, we’ve gone ahead and let our resident ranter SEPTiC CLiT outta her piss-pant solitary confinement and let her loose on a pile of this years hyped bands/records.
And so it goes...»
Camden council claims all 12 companies, including BMG and MTV, have now stopped flypostering. But we're confused, as we've seen billions of illegal posters for the musical atrocity that is the new K*ngs of L*on album. If you happen to spot a poster, why not do your civic duty and report it here or to your local council, a list of which can be found here»
E-zine turned mag proper, Artrocker, launch their weekly printed mag this even’ with some art-rock bands. Imagine that. DiS sends SEPTiC CLiT out on a mission...»
The End is Nigh. BMG and Sony to Merge? Move opposed by IMPALA (the international trade association devoted to representing the interests of independent record companies and publishers)...»
Aintcha sick of letdowns? Why do these people bother?
When a band enters a studio they can do, create, reinvent and inspire anything. Four (or more) human beings can connect with the outside world through the hi-tech, high rise price, drug-addled process of ‘recording’. They can do anything. Any-thing. And everyth»
The Scene: A&R Head Office, Columbia Music, LA. At the head of a table encircled by suit-wearing scouts, a man with cocaine crumbling from his nose and an empty stare is smoking a cigar. He coughs and passes copies of the following memo around the silent desk.
WANTED! GARAGE ROCK!
I've just heard a record, it's the shit. They sing straight from the heart, with these nipple-like bullets of meaning, every single word touches me somewhere deep inside and I can like, totally, relate. They're in love and outta love. They too get what my nerdy brother calls my "Exis»
Ah, misleading headlines, dontcha luv 'em... anyway, a wedding, a funeral and a movie with racoon dicks.. You may have heard this already, but tis IMPORTANT gossip! Yes, Drew Barrymore, she who dies in the opening of Scream 1 and recently Executive Producer of the ace Donnie Darko, is to marry Th»
Drownedinsound have just had a news from close to the band, confirming that the Strokes have split up. The story broke in the early hours this morning as the band arrived back in america and apparently "realised it was only the singer who was ever written about". The Drummer (we don't know his name »
It’s usually filed under “Scuzz-punk” or “nu-rock’n’roll”. Some call it the ”Scene with No Name”, others just talk about how cool it all is. Me? I can’t stand the stuff. It makes me want to spit vomit on their ‘faces’ because everyone knows them all. It creates angry feelings deep down insid»
Loads of philosophers talk about the death of the subject. It’s the whole idea of people reaching a point where they no longer truly exist, much like the eeek-rumble-crash of tree’s falling if there is noone anywhere near to hear the dead wood tumble. To really understand this would take a whole essay and this is meant»
Elsewhere, you’ll be reading about what a great year it was. The best year ever, some may say. A year full of beauty and brilliance. But who the fuck are they kidding? Lastnight, I watched television. Saturday evenings are not a good time to curl up in front of the TV – as if there is a good time? Some things never cha»