Yes, I suppose you could say I'm interesting.
On any given day you could probably catch me listening to: Johnny Cash, She & Him, The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster, Ferocity Lights, The Promise Ring, Far, The Cramps, Phoenix, Mills, Eleven, Rise Against, Jack's Mannequin, Ed Harcourt, Cable, Fuck Buttons, Veruca Salt, Even In Blackouts, Depeche Mode, Everclear, The Pixies, Pearl Jam, Jimmy Eat World, The Dresden Dolls, Save Ferris, The Gaslight Anthem, Rival Schools, The Nightmarchers, The Queers, Nina Gordon, The Bronx, dEUS, Weezer, Stone Temple Pilots, Everclear, Pinback, Our Lady Peace, The Living End, 'A', Low, The Breeders, Carrie, Hundred Reasons, White Rose Movement, Rocket From The Crypt, Nine Inch Nails, Cartel, Bruce Springsteen, Soulwax, The Amps, The Wildhearts, Dead IDentities, Queen, The Detroit Cobras, Emery, Nirvana, Panic! At The Disco, Brand New, The Strokes, The Cure, Elastica, Jeff Buckley, Foo Fighters, Refused, The Killers, Symposium, Fightstar, Pulp, Septembre, Wonk Unit, Nebraska, Wojtek Godzisz, Smashing Pumpkins, Placebo, Radiohead, Green Day, The Replacements, Sugar, Nada Surf, Queens Of The Stone Age, Soundgarden, The Horrorpops, theSTART, Wreckless Eric, Arcade Fire, The Enemy, Deftones, OK Go, Manic Street Preachers, My Chemical Romance, Heavens, Rancid, Kings Of Leon, Daphne Loves Derby, Goldfinger, The Academy Is..., Kerbdog, Snug, From First To Last, Hole, Head Automatica, System Of A Down, Paper Cuts, New Found Glory, Soul Asylum, R.E.M., American Eyes, Fall Out Boy, Biffy Clyro, The Network, Alkaline Trio, Cave In ..............and a bunch of other stuff.
Do you really want to know about me? Could you really. Honestly. Give a fuck? Ok. Well, my name is Charlie. I’m a very decent chap actually. I am! Does anyone else think MySpace & Facebook are a bit like the internet version of a “widows & wankers” club? If you’re using your computer to chat people up, you really should get out more. Like. Now. Turn your computer off, put on your pulling pants & be normal. Oh, and that “girl” you’ve been chatting to on MSN is probably a guy. Called Dave. He’s probably pulling one off to an online photo of you RIGHT NOW. I sing & play bass in a rather ace band called 'Ferocity Lights'. Check us out at www.myspace.com/ferocitylights to find out for yourself. What are you waiting for?! Go now! Fact - I'm the bees knees. Interesting fact - bees don’t actually have knees. They have leg joints but nothing as advanced or as sophisticated as a knee cap. Wowzers. I'm a mean dancer. At night I hang out in underground car parks & have dance face-offs with lethal looking hoodies. Giving up smoking is easy. I’ve given up loads of times. I once convinced one of my infant school teachers, when I was six years old, that I could speak Japanese. Mrs Gee - you were a tool. I'm an incredibly good looking man. Dashing, debonair & an all round hunk. Anyone that disagrees has very poor taste. Katy Perry, Zooey Deschanel, Lizzy Caplan, Kat Denning, Sabina Kelley & Claire Danes are awesome. Word on the street is that they fancy the pants off me. They just don't know it yet. I'm cool. Like hella cool. At least I think so & it's my opinion that counts. Boo yaaaaah. You don't spell awesome "A-W-E-S-O-M-E" - you spell it "C-H-A-R-L-I-E G-R-A-Y". I could say more but, you’ve probably not even read this far so, why bother? It’s gonna hurt me. It’s gonna kill when you desert me. So yeah. Bingo Bango. More tea Vicar. ‘Ello fella. Word to your mother. And that word is: Charlie xxx