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So Joss Stone is tipped for greatness in 2004, huh? Not if someone can get hold of this teen nu-Mariah Carey bint and shake some fucking sense into her first.
Covering the White Stripes in Aretha Franklin styleeee? Making a slightly shit thing absolutely unavoidable, mind-numbing dick dribble? Becoming musically and culturally redundant but making sure you sell discs by the vanload? If that’s what passes for ‘potential’ nowadays, it’s about time for us all to check into the mythical big concert hall in the sky.
Luckily, there are still some sane people in the world, and nobody under the age of 40 who works outside middle management will go within 50 feet of buying a record baring the name of Ms Stone anyhow. And so the globe continues to spin and we can all return to normality.
Bollocks. She’s gonna be huge. Sew up your ears.
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I saw her in Toronto recently. She can sing but so can the contestants of American Idol. What's the point of having a great voice if the songs you're given to perform are ghastly?
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The girl's got a bit of class and is plainly into what she's doing. As are a few others, the Scala show having sold out qiucker than you can say Britney Houston - £92 and rising for a pair over at ebay, suckers...
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Fair quote but what is ghastly about any of the songs on the Soul sessions album? (bar the white stripes (this is still great tho) cover, all great late night soul tracks)
Two other points her debut album proper (original material) is yet to be released!
And whats wrong with singing covers? Do you not realise in the late 50's and early 60's every band in the Uk was playin a set of a maximum of about 15 different songs between them!?
alfred x x x
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Now please people, some rationality. There is nothing wrong at all with singing covers. Some covers are better than the original, some bands take that cover and make it their own. In this case she doesn't and it's dreadful lounge funk, the type of which is dished up aurally by the majority of averagely slick restaurants here in Toronto. When I describe the songs she offers up as ghastly, I am referring to her interpretation of these songs, not that originals. The production lacks soul, sounds very modern in that choked production way and the arrangements are lacking when compared to her voice. The obvious comparison is with Norah Jones, a well-mixed, well-written album that was revolutionary but did what it did very well. In this respect the plaudits going out to Joss are decidedly premature. Until she does then what's the difference between releasing an album like this and what American Idol does? Stone has a wonderful voice, no doubt about that, and I hope she can find a decent songwriter to make the best use of that voice rather than rehashing old tracks.
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Get off your high horse and stop being so dismissive... just cos something's 'hotly tipped' it doesn't stop it from being good y'know
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Something like that.
The world needs more people like her.
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Is there any hope for me?
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That's precisely the problem there poof. She has this voice and the label immediately says 'Oi you, you're a white chick who sounds black so that's how we're going to develop you and how the production team are going to produce you'. How many stereotypes do you want to use? The management's choice of release was a decided case of bandwagon jumping and the whole album doesn't have the musicality to back up her voice. I agree that vocally she may outdo Norah Jones in technical terms but the whole package is what is on offer and Norah is clearly superior. Great technical vocals don't mean shit if you haven't got the musical backing, the entire vocal career of Louis Armstrong is testament to that. The guy's vocals technically weren't great but they combined character with wonderful music. Joss will be fine one day but she needs to ditch the covers idea and find a good songwriting team.
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I felt naught for looking because she's 14.
but that never stopped Marc Ash.
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Hopefully one day Q will have a picture of Louis Armstrong's boob.... just typical though ain't it? Young chick singer, screw the voice, that's have a wee bit of tit showing though. Arseholes.
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I did find myself chuckling lightly at the sheer fact that Joss was singing about love/ betrayal/ lost love... all this and she is probably untouched in that way and probably has no experience of the above whatsoever!!!
by the way- this bit goes out to that 'perv who mentioned that Joss was maybe revealing a little more than necessary - JS is actually 16 turning 17 this year. NOT 14.I'm not sure whether that makes it alright to not feel guilty for looking but why dont you find yr cheap thrills elsewhere... try RyanAir.com...
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Me, write? I'd make her sing country n' western gay disco anthems, really use her voice for something fun.
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I was just being silly (although you can almost see boob, honest).
And I know she's 16 going on 17 going on 47.
And I wish I could afford Ryan Air. Until then I'll have to keep scouring the monthlies for a flash of teen boob.
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the white stripes fekking rock, and fell in love with a GIRL sounded feking awesome when sung by jack white. i didn't realise people ripped off songs that were only a few years old.
jeez. her voice is average, but this is NOT the type of song she should be singing. rip off britney songs, they are shit anyhow, so when YOU shittify them, said shit won't bounce off the walls. it'll just kind of blend in with the shit already present.


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