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Har Mar's 'The Handler'

Love him or loathe him, Har Mar Superstar is certainly a fat man, and he releases his second album in September.

Entitled 'The Handler', the album will be preceded by new single 'DUI' on August 16th. The album features guest appearances from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs and NYC all-girl rappers Northern State. Har Mar said about the record: "This is the album I've been attempting to make my whole life. 'The Handler' chronicles all of the high highs and low lows of the last two years of growing up more or less publicly. Every detail is there for a reason. My goal was to make a more human record that hits everywhere from the joys of being on top to the harrowing loneliness of the same place. Just as importantly, I think the album is a whole lot of fun which is something a lot of musicians seem to be having a lot of trouble with lately. Some people wait their whole lives to feel this good about something. I'm lucky it happened by the age of 26."

Whatever, he's a fat man in pants. Go figure...

Har Mar's 'The Handler'

He and his music are about as funny as cancer.

Har Mar's 'The Handler'

Har Mar is a cock

Har Mar's 'The Handler'

"Har Mar Superstar is certainly a fat man"

classic.

Har Mar's 'The Handler'

pointless.
why bother. musically file next to Black Lace

Har Mar's 'The Handler'

will someone explain to me why he's so bad as I have no idea who he is and my friend loves him. Although If he's as bad as Black lace then I think I get it.

Har Mar's 'The Handler'

I tried to see him at Reading but got told to get off the disabled ramp. And so could not see him. And so I have no comment.

Though I do like the Vodka adverts. It's all good fun.

Har Mar's 'The Handler'

Har Mar is a lot of fun. Why all the hate? It's you guys who are placing him in the parody prison, not him. It's well-produced dance music.

No one expects Chingy or Beyonce to deliver serious social commentary ... And, let's face it: A twenty-something Africa-American lothario with an elfin face and washboard abs named Usher is every bit as ridiculous as a slightly chubby twenty-something white guy who sings, dances, and parties.

I think "The Handler" just might surprise all of you. Buy the t-shirt now before you're behind the curve, motherfuckers.

Har Mar's 'The Handler'

Har Mar is a lot of fun. Why all the hate? It's you guys who are placing him in the parody prison, not him. It's well-produced dance music.

No one expects Chingy or Beyonce to deliver serious social commentary ... And, let's face it: A twenty-something Africa-American lothario with an elfin face and washboard abs named Usher is every bit as ridiculous as a slightly chubby twenty-something white guy who sings, dances, and parties.

I think "The Handler" just might surprise all of you. Buy the t-shirt now before you're behind the curve, motherfuckers.

Har Mar's 'The Handler'

Every time I hear that H-A-R-M-A-R-superstar song, I can't help but think of the M-I-C-K-E-Y-M-O-U-S-E song instead.
When I was a kid, I had an official Mickey Mouse Club tshirt. Probably worth a bit now, but I lost it.

Har Mar's 'The Handler'

It's his third album, actually.

2000 Har Mar Superstar.
2002 You Can Feel Me.
2004 The Handler.

I can't believe I'm older than him, though.

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I seen it... well the first five minutes before I managed to escape.


Proper shit I tell thee.

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I was in a Har Mar video (with Kate Moss, dressed as a gorilla). Anyone ever seen it 'cos I fuckin' haven't? The chorus was something about "Brothers and sisters...." but that's all I remember as it was instantly forgettable. Funny bloke though...

Har Mar's 'The Handler'

WANNA SEE IT? HERE IT IS!

BROTHERS & SISTERS VIDEO:

http://www.harmarsuperstar.com/index.php?option=com_remository&Itemid=31&func=fileinfo&parent=category&filecatid=26

Har Mar's 'The Handler'

I love Har Mar.

Har Mar's 'The Handler'

I think people who hate Har Mar are just a bit jealous of how a fat ugly man came to be loved by so many.

Put like that, even I'm starting to dislike him...

Har Mar's 'The Handler'

isn't he only popular amongst the ironic hipster crowd?

Har Mar's 'The Handler'

Har Mar isn't fucking ironic & he isn't taking the piss. He's making chart r'n'b, and it's NME who turned him into some kind of joke by hyping him to fuck, purely because he's fat, balding and ugly.

I'm sure he dosent expect a bunch of fucking Radiohead fans to like him, but who would? Ok, Muse i suppose...

Basically, if you dont like commercial pop music, you won't like Har Mar, because that's what he makes, just the music press have turned him into some kind of alterna-pop Mr Funny based on his looks.

Ill be buying his new album, which by the way DiS, is his third.

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Har Mar isn't fucking ironic & he isn't taking the piss. He's making chart r'n'b, and it's NME who turned him into some kind of joke by hyping him to fuck, purely because he's fat, balding and ugly.

I'm sure he dosent expect a bunch of fucking Radiohead fans to like him, but who would? Ok, Muse i suppose...

Basically, if you dont like commercial pop music, you won't like Har Mar, because that's what he makes, just the music press have turned him into some kind of alterna-pop Mr Funny based on his looks.

Ill be buying his new album, which by the way DiS, is his third.

Har Mar's 'The Handler'

I have an advance copy of The Handler and I'm delighted to report that it fucking ROCKS! It's smart and sassy and sweet and sexy and naughty and it will make you want to dance and sing and make out with random people just for the hell of it. Yeah, that's right--all you stupidass neysayers out there can eat shit!

And another thing, Har Mar Superstar might be a bit of a chubster, and there's no denying he's as bald as Bono without the plugs, but where the hell does anyone get off calling him ugly? I'd like to see your mug, oh yee who stands in judgement. I've met him a couple of times and he's actually quite attractive in person and has realy sparkly eyes. Not to mention the fact that the little luvmuffin has more talent in his tighty whities than all y'all posers combined.

Kid you not, kiddies, this one actually surpasses the hype.

I HEART HAR MAR!

Har Mar's 'The Handler'

i just got 'the handler.' i think it's great fun. some people - like picthfork - don't like party music. that's probably because they never party, preferring instead to spend long evenings telling each other how hip they are over herbal tea and crappy emo music.

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