Pink makes us LOL

It's getting late, I'm tired, nobody wants to come for a pint so I'm sodding off home to drink the one can of awful lager that's still in my fridge from last weekend's barbecue. That being the case, here's one final LOL (sorry) for the day...

Pink has announced that she's "Tri-sexual". Okaaaay.

The singer, married, fancies everyone apparently, which is good news for buck-toothed and pale-skinned indie boys everywhere (hi, me). She said:

"Most of my friends are lesbians. When I first appeared people couldn't figure out whether I was gay, straight, black, white or whatever, and I loved that. I loved the fact it scared people.

"I had a girlfriend when I was 13 and she left me for my brother (which) kind of fucked me up... we held hands and we kissed and that was my girlfriend - that's what you do when you're 13, and she left me for my fucking brother! It was bizarre and twisted and fucked up and gross."

Quite where the whole tri-sexual thing fits into that, I don't know. Something about the fancying everyone thing I think, although if you like ladies and gentlemen, does that not make you bi-sexual? Does being tri-sexual mean you like, like, pre-ops too? WHAT?

Go home. Or to the pub. With me. Please...