Those rumours of a Spice Girl reunion seem somewhat innaccurate following Mel C's slamming of Posh's new material as "atrocious and weak".
Mrs Beckham, whose single 'Let Your Head Go' is released in the new year, no doubt shat her Gucci panties at the panning from her ex-bandmate. Not. Mel, best known as the tracksuit-sporting Scouser from The Spice Girls, went on to tell a dire London-based AOR radio station: "I'm not being horrible, I'm just giving my opinion. I thought it was a terrible song.
"If I was Victoria I would enjoy my husband... and give music a rest. She's got such a great life, I don't know why she doesn't just sit back and enjoy it."
Discuss: Does it bug the shit out of you when 'serious' journalists bang on and on about how great The Spice Girls apparently were? Wouldn't a reunion present us with a great opportunity to dispatch five birds with one very big stone?