Alice? Where the f**k is Alice?
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And the answer? Some place in the large country we Brits like to call 'America'. Why is this even relevant to DiS? Well, get this: the mayor of said small town has given the key to the gaff to none other than Alice Cooper, simply because of the shared name. MENTAL.
About a thousand people showed up to see the rocker presented with his gold-plated key - no small achievement for a town with an alleged population of 60.
The town's mayor, Dan Lund, said:
"There's not a whole lot of buildings to unlock with that key, but Alice is a cool guy and Alice is a cool city - so it's a fun thing to do."
Lund was never into Cooper's music, though, saying: "He rocked a little too hard for me."
You're a PUSSY, Lund. A PUSSY.
DiScuss: Do Portishead have the keys to Portishead yet? Were Boston ever given the keys to Boston? Is there a band called Hull? Seriously, that place needs locking shut...
Alice Cooper
That's it.
i'm starting a band called Chicago.
Oh.
Plus Lightning Bolt are playing Hull soon. You gonna lock the venue up, huh? HUH?
this place is close enough
http://www.genuki.org.uk/big/eng/YKS/ARY/Kirkhammerton/index.html
i mean, please, it'd be so good, kirk soloing from the parish
is there somewhere called Mike?
or Diver?
or Raz?
Someone do some research and write me a 500 word report, please.
is there somewhere called Mike?
or Diver?
or Raz?
Someone do some research and write me a 500 word report, please.
Raz
gets some bits of France
pointe du raz
raz de sein
I caught a plane with him once
True story.
In a net.
That last bit = not true.
wow
that means I get the keys to Lords, the cricket ground
!
The Presidents of the United States Of America should be given the key to the White House.
God knows others have got it for less.
Ok...
Wow, that is really... irrelevant to life in general.
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