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Knowing full well what's Glitter isn't always gold, Mariah heads to Broadway

Mariah Carey has announced intentions to create, produce and star in a new Broadway musical.

Songs will be drawn from her back catalouge, including 1994's Christmas album, and new compositions will be specially written. The singer is quoted by MTV:

"I don't want to mention anything definitive until things are signed, but there's a very big company that just signed on to develop the project with me."

But, theatre fans, whatever stage version of the project eventually emerges will probably be preceded by a movie. Did the girl learn nothing from Glitter?

"It's probably going to be a movie first," says the 36-year-old. "I don't want to say a television movie, because it's not like a cheesy network movie, but then it's going to be made for the Broadway production."

Cheese. Mmmmmmmm...

...

"Created, produced by and starring Mariah Carey" - the badge of quality.

All they need now is Dolph Lundgren co-starring and Michael Bay behind the lens and I see Oscars just falling from the sky onto this flick/stage show/extinction-level event...

jesus. christ.

I

have a plan to sleep with t'Carey, sneak out and replace myself with a stinkin tramp. I get a laugh, he gets a place to crash, she shits herself.
Everyones happy

^

genius plan!

although you would have to sleep with mariah carey and she seems a bit mental

yeah

but you still would though, wouldn't you?

...

I'd hit it and declare war on those who would.

Men who factor things like personality and temprament into whether they "would" have to be a bit weird themselves, no?

i think its more that

she looks like a man

personality and temprament

are important in a relationship.
they are less important in hypothetical and essentially pointless (though fun) questions of whether you "would" or "wouldn't".
i would.

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