Pray her lines aren't Complicated: Avril to act
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Pop-punk pixie Avril Lavinge will make her acting debut next year, alongside the likes of Patricia Arquette and Ethan Hawke, in the movie adaptation of Fast Food Nation.
The motion picture of the best-selling book by Eric Schlosser will project the fast food industry's dirty wee secrets onto the big screen, which is sure to have all in the front three rows throwing their nacho cheese right back up again.
There's no release date as yet, but when there is we'll be sure to not bother telling anyone.
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Avril Lavigne
i'm confused
how can you make a film of a book of that nature that "stars" people? it's not fiction!
She's just so anti-corporatism
I don't really eat fast food. But she has to be the last person I want preaching to me about it.
I assume
it's a dramatised documentary thing guntrip. Similar to Touching The Void.
I'd
do her
Putting months of speculation to an end
I will be starring opposite pop-punk sensation, Avril lavigne, in the film adaptation of her song "sk8r boy".
I'm playing the title character, who is troubled and mis-understood, yet finds an outlet in playing 3 chord songs about getting dumped.
I'll be
her gay best friend whom she can relate her problems to, who gets into all sorts of whacky situations with her uptight English lecturer.
laundry?
maths homework?
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
If we get this thing right, we can have a scene where we both hide under the bed while her dad has a "heart to heart" with her.
cunt
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what a crude thing to say
but
there's no narrative in the book - it's really just a series of essays on fast food culture.
Yeah...
...how the fuck is this going to work? None of the chapters relate to each other at all, but now they're going to make a film out of it with Avril Lavigne?
Hollywood = desperate. I guarantee they turn it into a romantic comedy with Lavigne covering a classic for the theme song.
then
although we don't see eye-to-eye, and often get involved in hysterical ever-so-slightly risque arguments around her, we agree to unite to secretly right her wrongs, trap her WASP enemy in a mine, and see to it she does go to the prom.
Word
It's a lot like Ronald McDonald presenting a movie about the evils of the manufactured pop music industry.
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