Silly-haired singer of Son Of Dork James Bourne, he of former Busted fame, has yet again had a go at former bandmate Charlie Simpson, so sayeth The Sun.
The paper quotes the singer thus:
"We missed out on a fortune, millions of pounds each. Matt and I were devastated. We were having the biggest party of our lives. Then Charlie suddenly turned the lights on and it was time to go home.
"We begged him not to. Then we pressured him into doing a press conference. The night before I dreamed Charlie would dramatically change his mind in front of the media... Then we could have cashed in on the publicity and got even bigger. Then I woke up and realised we were breaking up. It's odd because it happened when we were massive... We could easily have milked it for another year and still gone out with a bang."
In related news, the Son Of Dork video features a Transformers The Movie poster. And further shots of silly hair. And some of the most painful pop-punk sounds this side of The Noise Next Door.