Sperm-stock: Irish tossers given free festival tickets

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by Kev Kharas [Edit this content] ▾ 20 comments 13:16 March 12th, 2008

Trust the boards to be quick on this one - men who are willing to help Irish sperm clinics replenish their stocks will be offered free tickets to any major event on the European festival circuit.

The move comes after stocks fell by almost 40 per cent in four years, with Sperm for Tickets describing the situation as a “crisis”.

“Demand is outstripping supply,” apparently, so if you’re aged from 18-50, go here to apply for a donation pack.

A new courier network means any European citizen is eligible to apply for the scheme. A list of festivals is available here, though DrownedinSound's already setup a handy short-cut here.

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If you ask for tickets to the Isle of Wight festival

they give you free sterilisation and have your sperm destroyed.

Royter-Hatfood | 12 Mar '08, 13:29 | X | Reply

I'd like to point out

that I also started a thread

moribund @guntrip | 12 Mar '08, 13:44 | X | Reply

This is amazing

How long do they keep your chaps on file for though?

dove_from_above | 12 Mar '08, 13:47 | X | Reply

It looks like a spoof.

checked up who.is to see who the domain spermfortickets.com is registered to

It's setup by a guy called David Clayton who's part of an organisation called Area52, who are connected to Dublin City University's 'invent' group:

http://area52.ie/

"AREA 52 was set up as a technology and ideas based innovation group.
It is comprised of individuals from varying backgrounds covering, marketing, graphic design, web design, data / documentation management, facilities management, management consultancy and IT hardware design."

sounds like a marketing ploy to gain column inches

flynnduism | 12 Mar '08, 13:50 | X | Reply

hilary's wank..!

titter, just got that.

amyblue @flynnduism | 12 Mar '08, 13:52 | X | Reply

Good thing I didn't hit "send" then

pinballfortress @flynnduism | 12 Mar '08, 13:53 | X | Reply

so...

they are just collecting all the sperm?
What are they gunna do with it (if it is a spoof?)

cliffybyro @pinballfortress | 12 Mar '08, 14:06 | X | Reply

..

CARLING.

ssssamuel @cliffybyro | 12 Mar '08, 14:09 | X | Reply

I doubt they're collecting sperm

My guess is that they'll be sending some message to any subscribers instead of a donor pack

There's no real into on the site relating to clinics or offical departments, so i reckon this site is a viral built to get attention for some marketing campaign or other

flynnduism @cliffybyro | 12 Mar '08, 14:15 | X | Reply

i dunno, put it all in a bath or something?

I would think they would freeze it and later use it to impregnate women.

I hope this works because then my mate will be able to afford to go to Roskilde and will pay me for the extra plane ticket I booked for him that he no longer wants (the cunt)

Gaemblor @cliffybyro | 12 Mar '08, 14:18 | X | Reply