Uffie poses for Zoo magazine
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Miamian-cum-Parisian electro-brat Uffie has posed for Zoo magazine.
The “she’s quite hot though” starlet, residing in the Ed Banger stable, has taken time out from grafting on tracks to out skin in the German magazine.
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Is this news?
Is this news?
Is this?
Is this?
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Uffie
Who?
.
i guess
zoo's existence is almost justified now.. maybe.
will you think
any less of me if I ask when this isue is out?
Pitchfork call Uffie 'abhorent' which I think is a little harsh. I prefer 'mmmmmmm' as an adjective.
also liking the day today-esque captions
is this cool? is this? how about me? am I cool? AM I??!
is this news
I dont mind if its not!
.
The indie Dannii Minogue, i.e. zero talent but maximum hotness
Is she old enough for me to be looking at?
If anyone asks, this is a pseudonym, my real name is sadpunk.
i like
her 'Ready To Uff' and 'First Love' although mainly cause the music/production is a bit electro fun based and she sounds like lovely lovely filth. To conclude I disagree. Plus less irritating than Minogue cause she's not Australian.
looks like kev
got all of a fluster and forgot to close his html tags.
BOOBS!
fucking BREASTS on my screen!
WILL SOME ONE PLEASE
answer my 'which issue is this' question!
Pop The Glock, the Glock gets popped. and so on. Frankly she can be as lyrically shit as she likes. Mmmm.
good edit
possibly best news piece of recent weeks, all boxes ticked.
BOI-OI-OI-OI-OING!
the sounds of a thousand indie boy boners...
i'm surprised
no ones posted the obligatory "hot chick that you can't even touch" lyric. There i go.
Careful. Feadz will getcha.
..
zoo. quality publication.
little success - - - out come the baps.
fucking hell.
Thanks
Do I know you?
Do you know anyone who's a bit fat?
Or maybe the username is a cunning ruse...
I have suspicions
it's either Eamonn Holmes or Steve Bruce.
Steve Bruce then
Eamonn Holmes doesn't know how to use a computer.
Yeah
that made me laugh too =D
it does say in the article
the german one
...
Now that's HOTT.
hehe
agreed
i touched her hand once
i have it on good authority that she hasnt washed it yet.
...
She's a right tart, if you ask me. Haha.
This is news, I've decided.
she was hotter
when she wasnt quite so skinny.
still would, obvs. a lot.
Yep.
Where has her curvy ass gone? Oh Uff, how will you huff if you dont eat (dick)?
cartoons
imagine bugs bunny getting a gigantic hard-on. YEAH.
But would as many people
have replied then? No. The idea of Uffie being in ZOO UK is so bizarre though.
She is so bad
but there can be no doubting her aesthetic qualities
I rarely say things like this
but this is TERRIBLE MUSIC!
why?
Zoo has one mission - get totty nekkid. Fits in that.
I remember going for an interview there when it was called 'project tyson'. When I asked them are they just going to fill it with totty they were all no no no - no no no - we want to tap into the creativity of our male youth.
Upon telling them - I bet you just fill it with knockers. Increasing protest and a subsquent refusal for the position.
They truely believed they were going to do something else then this abbhorant anti-human magazine.
yeah
probably would.
Can I adopt the controversial
"Don't fancy her, but like the records" line? Her anti-flow is curiously charming. Her face, though, is nothing special.
her bum lokks like it has just been spanked in pic #1
or is that just me
and if it is me
don't I look hot?
Would anyone think less of me
if I growled 'Come to Papa Bear' in voice two octaves deeper than normal while doing a grizzly impression?
Oh, you would.
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