Europe to be plunged into Darkness?
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Squeaky-voiced mentalist Justin Hawkins is joining such past luminaries as Andy Scott-Lee and Katie Price in auditioning to be Britain's next Eurovision Song Contest entry.
He'll be doing battle next month with Brian I lie under cars Harvey, Liz least attractive member of Atomic Kitten McClarnon, Big we had one semi-hit a couple of years ago Brovaz and two other acts I can't make up hi-lar-i-ous middle names for: Cyndi and Scooch. Wikipedia tells me that Scooch won a Pop Idol-style competition on Live & Kicking in 1999. Brilliant.
This year's event will take place in Helsinki on May 12th, avoiding a repeat of the harrowing ATP clash of '06. Joanna Newsom or Daz Sampson? The New Pornographers or Lordi? It sure was a toughie.
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The Darkness
Ummm
Commercial flop of a second album, cocaine addiction AND male pattern baldness. Quick, touch his belly and some of his luck might rub off.
oh god.
i bet that'll look good: sweden send some pop sensations, finland send a soon-to-be popular death metal band and england sends a whiney puff who can't really play guitar. at least he'll do better than gemeni, however.
it'll be hilarious
but to say he can't play guitar is a bit of an unfounded statement. of course he can
i think all of those artists have equal Onstage Mental Breakdown Potential.
i don't really care who it is, as long as one of them gets the inevitable nil points.
Brian doesn't come to Notts anymore
...critical mauling...
In France we may have
the Wampas for Eurovision...
Be every very afraid...
for Sweden
expect The Ark
with a song VERY similar to a popular 60s hit by a british beat combo
GLAM POP SPECTACULAR!
ahem
nothing can be worse than...
...Daz Sampson and his unsettling paedophilic song and video.
jeez
I thought that bald castrata faggot was about to join those FINAL COUNTDOWN lads
This sucks!
What a shit line up, Justin is the only one who could win it for us. If Katie won she would just get her tits out and start moaning about how her blind kid is kicking her.
....
Eurovision makes you go bald.......just ask Cheryl Baker. My money is on Hawkins...
Paedo
I concur
alright i take that back.
he's still a whiney puff though.
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