Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Avril: Songwriter.
Chunky pop poppet, Daniel Bedingfield has narrowly avoided a second highway altercation.
The lesser-known brother of No.1 singer Natasha was off to Manchester to rehearse a Brits duet with his sister, when a passing truck hit his car.
But it’s the details which are so special…
A member of Bedingfield's entourage explains, "Dan's car pulled onto the hard shoulder so they could get a CD out of the trunk."
"Dan was in the passenger seat when the driver opened the door."
"But he hadn't checked his mirrors and a truck smashed into them."
"The door was ripped off and the car was really badly mangled."
Brilliant. What a tard…
In other pop news…
Madonna has hired a karate instructor so she can follow hubbie Guy Richies example and become a blackbelt. Apparently daughter Lourdes has been rocking out with the Sensei too.
Avril Lavigne has been nominated for five Juno Awards. The Junos are the Canadian music awards. Amongst her possible gongs are big ups for artist of the year and… songwriter of the year. Now, call DiS cynical…
Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Avril: Songwriter.
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Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Avril: Songwriter.
Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Avril:
ITS THE FUCKING BOOT!!!
Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Avril: Songwriter.
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Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Avril: Songwriter.
Road to Nowhere - Them Talking Heads
Crash - The Primitives ('member them?)
Fast Cars - Them Buzzcocks
Soft Top, Hard Shoulder - Chris Rea
Who's gonna drive you home? - The Cars
Roadrunner - Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers
...to be continued ad nauseum
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You also missed 'Fast Car' by Tracy Chapman, 'Crash and Burn' by Simple Plan, 'Crash' by Gwen Stefani, 'Speed Kills' by Smashing Pumpkins and the cheerfully upbeat 'There Is A Light That Never Goes Out' by The Smiths, featuring happy pop lyrics including "If a double decker bus crashes into us, to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die."
Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Avril:
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"Look, Steve, it's 3am, I'm gonna have to drop you home, I've got work tomorrow"
"Oh please don't, you see it's not my home, it's their home and I'm welcome no more!"
"What, you've been evicted? Didn't you pay the rent or something?"
"Yeah, I had the money all together, but then I saw this great bust of Kenneth Williams and, you know..."
"Oh, Morrissey!"
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Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Avril: Songwriter.
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anyone seen appalling thriller "wrong turn"?
the events take place after an accident caused by a guy righting his scratched copy of the first queens of the stone age album.
all down hill from there.
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cars - gary numan/fear factory even better.
Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Avril:
Radiohead - Stupid Car
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I'm, like, so emo right now.
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Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Avril: Songwriter.
it's not quite a jaguar
Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Avril:
Trying to fit a lorry in his mouth..
Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Avril:
Nearly.
Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Avril: Songwriter.
About Avril Lavigne, well who else at the moment is a big commercial success in Canada? Thinking of Canada, where's Dr. Furry been recently?


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