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Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Avril: Songwriter.

Hilarious one this…

Chunky pop poppet, Daniel Bedingfield has narrowly avoided a second highway altercation.

The lesser-known brother of No.1 singer Natasha was off to Manchester to rehearse a Brits duet with his sister, when a passing truck hit his car.

But it’s the details which are so special…

A member of Bedingfield's entourage explains, "Dan's car pulled onto the hard shoulder so they could get a CD out of the trunk."

"Dan was in the passenger seat when the driver opened the door."

"But he hadn't checked his mirrors and a truck smashed into them."

"The door was ripped off and the car was really badly mangled."

Brilliant. What a tard…

In other pop news…

Madonna has hired a karate instructor so she can follow hubbie Guy Richies example and become a blackbelt. Apparently daughter Lourdes has been rocking out with the Sensei too.

Avril Lavigne has been nominated for five Juno Awards. The Junos are the Canadian music awards. Amongst her possible gongs are big ups for artist of the year and… songwriter of the year. Now, call DiS cynical…

Re: Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Av

I wanna know which CD bedingfield was after.

Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Avril: Songwriter.

The soundtrack to final destination by the sounds of it :)

Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Avril:

out of the trunk????
ITS THE FUCKING BOOT!!!

Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Avril: Songwriter.

i'll BOOT you.... trunk sounds more american therefore funny. duh.

Re: Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Av

Did you write this Wishpig?

Re: Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Av

I'd hazard a guess it wasn't his sister's.

Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Avril: Songwriter.

Daniel Bedingfield's In-Car Mix Tape:

Road to Nowhere - Them Talking Heads
Crash - The Primitives ('member them?)
Fast Cars - Them Buzzcocks
Soft Top, Hard Shoulder - Chris Rea
Who's gonna drive you home? - The Cars
Roadrunner - Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers
...to be continued ad nauseum

Re: Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Avril: Songwriter.

The Cars song is called 'Drive'.

You also missed 'Fast Car' by Tracy Chapman, 'Crash and Burn' by Simple Plan, 'Crash' by Gwen Stefani, 'Speed Kills' by Smashing Pumpkins and the cheerfully upbeat 'There Is A Light That Never Goes Out' by The Smiths, featuring happy pop lyrics including "If a double decker bus crashes into us, to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die."

Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Avril:

Radiohead - Killer Cars?

Re: Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Av

only so i could write a thank you letter to whoever it was to thank them for nearly ridding the world of robbie-lite (!!!!!!!!!) bedingfield.

Re: Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Avril: Songwriter.

You'd be pretty sore if you ended your days driving round and round with Daniel Beddingfield. Or Morrissey for that matter:

"Look, Steve, it's 3am, I'm gonna have to drop you home, I've got work tomorrow"

"Oh please don't, you see it's not my home, it's their home and I'm welcome no more!"

"What, you've been evicted? Didn't you pay the rent or something?"

"Yeah, I had the money all together, but then I saw this great bust of Kenneth Williams and, you know..."

"Oh, Morrissey!"

Re: Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Avril: Songwriter.

Crash by the Primitives, candidate for best pop song EVAH?

Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Avril: Songwriter.

thursday - understanding in a car crash

Re: Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Av

same.
anyone seen appalling thriller "wrong turn"?
the events take place after an accident caused by a guy righting his scratched copy of the first queens of the stone age album.


all down hill from there.

Re: Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Av

be quiet and drive - defrones (would be an ace soundtrack too)
cars - gary numan/fear factory even better.

Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Avril:

Radiohead - Airbag
Radiohead - Stupid Car

Re: Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Avril:

beat me to the radiohead track, and shut up and drive is great.

Re: Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Avril:

Without reading what's come above... Understanding In A Car Crash (Thursday) or Car Crash In The Dream (The Halogens).
I'm, like, so emo right now.

Re: Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Avril: Songwriter.

i bloody love that song. i got an ex jukebox or a promo copy of it on 7" somewhere (original version, innit). god i'm cool.

Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Avril: Songwriter.

i like driving in my car
it's not quite a jaguar

Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Avril:

Now, was this actually Daniel Bedingfield, or just Colin again?
Trying to fit a lorry in his mouth..

Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Avril:

The Martini Henry Rifles - ...And Then We Hit A Truck

Nearly.

Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Avril: Songwriter.

Maybe he was heading at the time instead to 'Truck Fest'!

About Avril Lavigne, well who else at the moment is a big commercial success in Canada? Thinking of Canada, where's Dr. Furry been recently?

Pop goss: Bedingfield: Tard. Madonna: Hard. Avril: Songwriter.

Any crashing into Beddingfield would come to more harm than him, surely?

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