McDestiny's Child: burger chain "shares our passion for music"
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Cor, that Beyoncé Knowles is one fat porker, eh? No? Ah well, I must be having visions of the future then, as Knowles and her Destiny's Child girls are the new faces of McDonald's.
Replacing ol' Trousersnake as the burger chain's yoof-specific marketing toy, Destiny's Child will front McDonald's' global 'I'm Lovin' It' campaign. They'll appear in TV adverts, and Ronald and his chums will sponsor the group's forthcoming world tour.
Knowles told the ever-hungry press of the world: "We're lovin' (see what she did there? This woman is on the ball!) the chance to work with McDonald's and know that together we'll create lots of fun and cool surprises. McDonald's shares our passion for music, so we can't wait to start connecting to our fans."
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McDestiny's Child: burger chain "shares our passion for music"
Big Mac and Thighs please!!!!
Re: McDestiny's Child: burger chain "shares our passion for music"
DEATH! DEATH TAKE THEM ALL!!!!!
Re: McDestiny's Child: burger chain "shares our passion for music"
would you like a job writing headlines.
inspired.
inspired.
Re: McDestiny's Child: burger chain "shares our passion for music"
I may wander down to Kensington High Street McDonald's in a bit to get a little taster of the Destiny's Child lifestyle.
Mmmm... gimme more of that processed cheese mu'fukka!
Anyone wanna come?
Mmmm... gimme more of that processed cheese mu'fukka!
Anyone wanna come?
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Where do you work, Mr Diver?
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Just off the high street.
Near the American university.
Near the American university.
McDestiny's Child: burger chain "shares our passion for music"
Take a look at Destiny's Child. A close look. Is anyone seriously going to tell me they EVER eat in McDonalds? Or that they get it delivered to their dressing room as part of their tour rider?
Next week: Dido endorses Pukka Pies.
Next week: Dido endorses Pukka Pies.
Re: McDestiny's Child: burger chain "shares our passion for music"
Actually, in all seriousness, that's what has happened isn't it? Someone in the McDonalds marketing department (what a job THAT must be) must have thought 'Hmmm. Super Size Me wasn't good for our public profile. I KNOW! Let's get the thinnest looking women in showbiz to endorse our products! I'm a McGenius.'
McDestiny's Child: burger chain "shares our passion for music"
Both parties are only in it for money anyway, and Mcdonalds needed a new way to make pople fat.
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I'm recalling a Q photoshoot from a couple of years back where they wore the most ridiculous corsets. I can't say I've followed their careers with any degree of interest since.
...although Beyoncé was good in Goldmember I thought.
...although Beyoncé was good in Goldmember I thought.
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Oh, and two out of three ain't bad, as Meatloaf would say.
Actually... hang on... shouldn't Meatloaf have... ah sod it, I've talked enough crap already.
Actually... hang on... shouldn't Meatloaf have... ah sod it, I've talked enough crap already.
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Christ on a leopard, I work just down the road near Olympia.
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That's actuallty quite a way, isn't it?
I work, like, behind Barkers, basically.
I work, like, behind Barkers, basically.
Re: McDestiny's Child: burger chain "shares our passion for music"
The week after: Lemmy endorses alcohol free lager.
McDestiny's Child: burger chain "shares our passion for music"
the amount of morals beyonce has is outstanding.
McDestiny's Child: burger chain "shares our passio
I woulv'e preferred Meatloaf endorsing this, personally. I hope to see a new 'loaf song entitled 'Fat Outta Hell' over a huge picture of a McDonald's burger in the near future.
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First thing I thought as well. I wonder if god and her strong christian beliefs approves of cashing in on this as they do about her dressing in skimpy outfits.
McDestiny's Child: burger chain "shares our passion for music"
My friend saw Super Size Me and hasn't been in a McDonalds since. Thankfully he can still go to Burger King.
I hope Destiny's Child all eat their free McMeals and get really fat. Hahahahahahaha. I'm feeling mainly nasty today.
I hope Destiny's Child all eat their free McMeals and get really fat. Hahahahahahaha. I'm feeling mainly nasty today.
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