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Exclusive interview with Raziq Rauf
I managed to catch a few words with up-and-coming music journalist Raziq Rauf this evening. He unveils his hopes for 2006, tells us of his lady-based desires and reveals a little more on his deodorant habits...
La pukerama du monde
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01:16
Hi Raz, how are you today?
baz
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01:17
i'm alright y'know! i found an old deodorant.
La pukerama du monde
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01:17
Excellent! What brand of deodorant?
baz
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01:17
it was 'fcuk fragrance no.2'. i think i got it from boots one time when they were doing a special offer!
La pukerama du monde
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01:18
Great! So, how has your Easter weekend been?
baz
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01:19
pretty chilled. i stayed out til 6am on thursday night - that was pretty hectic. i haven't left the house since!
La pukerama du monde
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01:20
not even to investigate any possible special offers at chain-based drug stores?
baz
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01:20
drugs??? oh. no. i go to sainsburys now.
La pukerama du monde
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01:21
for deodorant? do you have a particular favourite there?
baz
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01:21
for everything. even girls. the girls are my favourite.
La pukerama du monde
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01:22
Girls? In Sainsbury's?
baz
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01:23
sometimes. it happened more in manchester. i usually go to sainos with my mum now. i've never pulled when with my mother. i've never pulled my mother either.
La pukerama du monde
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01:23
do you have any pulling tips at all? does it help being asian?
baz
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01:24
it helps more in foreign countries. foreign girls love that i'm british AND black.
01:24
i mean asian.
La pukerama du monde
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01:24
and being a fan of metal - does that help?
baz
MSN
01:25
rarely. more often than not someone might say "i liked a linkin park song once... i think" because they think they're making a connection but they don't realise that i hate them
La pukerama du monde
MSN
01:26
i see. so, there's obviously a lot of girls who may wish to appeal to you, do you have a specific 'type' or any tips for prospective suitors?
baz
MSN
01:27
i like it when they have flange. or flanj - if they're foreign.
La pukerama du monde
MSN
01:27
is there a certain style of flange that you enjoy, or is it a general thing?
baz
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01:27
cheese flange.
La pukerama du monde
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01:28
fantastic. what does the rest of 2006 hold for you
baz
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01:29
i'm going to tell everyone about bad indie bands with a view to making them rule the world. then everyone will realise that heavy metal is (kerry) king.
La pukerama du monde
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01:29
splendid. well, this has been really enlightening. any final words?
baz
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01:30
remember kids, bon jovi isn't cool but he's probably your dad.
La pukerama du monde
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01:30
Thanks Raz. Keep it real.
baz
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01:30
thanks colin.
01:30
godspeed