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I had an apprentice winner working as my PA. Now I spend my days ripping coupons out of Take a break magazines and watching henrik Larsson compilations on youtube. WHO's THE WINNER NOW?

(I think it's me).

Is this the Dra Queen edition? Fucking hell. It was like an unseemly catfight punctuated by lips and eyelashes.)

then was all like "...No orders!" then all the boys did their "PHWORCOMEONYEAHHH" faces.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ss-59fi4nM

I'm typing on my phone. I hope the link works.

Feels good!

As something like:

A poster in a dated hair salon, a woman dressed up like a dog, an arse, a transsexual drag queen, a walking monobrow and a Jimmy Carr sex doll.

Made me laugh. Stopped watching in series 2 myself when it seemed they went from employing vaguely business savvy people to walking fuck ups designed to get cheap laughs.

*wheels*

:(

It's all bollocks, but can still entertain. Just need to remember that, despite what Sugar says, it's a TV programme first and a 10 week job interview second

it can'tpossibly be though, charlie brooker is so clever.

http://youtu.be/OVllojg4GCM

Alan Sugar is still sat in the boardroom with the camera crew shouting, ‘Glue-less? More like bloody clueless!,’ over and over again at the empty spaces in front of him and crying.

it must be soooooooooooooooooooooooooo edited

anyway - that task yesterday was HARD - one of the only ones where i think i would have properly ballsed it up

through your window, when you sleep

his team always wins and no-one talks to him when they're getting their treats.

This is... magical.

Contestant makes a joke, cut to shot of stoney faced Alan Sugar, cut back to anxious looking contestant. It barely makes sense half the time.

If not, we should be.

Personally salivating at the thought of seeing Louisa get the boot - which surely SURELY has to be soon.

Neil
Alex
Myles
Rebecca
Leah

They've got some really pricks in the group. Watching Zee get called out for being a sexist twat by the women he brought in was ace. Was slightly less good to see Shugs and Brady let him off but I guess we couldn't expect anything else.

Thoroughly enjoyed Natlie and Leah's onslaught.

so he sold a couple of houses last year?
big wow

Looking forward to seeing Jordan come unstuck, he seemed ok initially but has got unbearably smug in recent weeks

like, rather than all the 'thank you for the opportunity' bollocks they just say 'Oh, fuck off then'. They've already ruined any serious career ambitions they harboured by being on the show.

it's awful. Everyone does it now.

If only because he seems relatively normal / not a complete cretin.

Can't stand any of the girls, quite like the posh fella as well.

Reckon next series it should be given an overhaul as it's feeling incredibly tired now...

'thanks for wasting my time' and then when he's like 'what was that?' then they go for the 'oh, FUCK OFF'

She didn't want to be involved in that aspect, yet it's about 60%of the whole competition.

TBH I don't reckon Shug has called it wrong yet.

"Sorry to disappoint you Lord Sugar" as they left the boardroom.
A new low...

but he does have a problem with women so it was probably for the best that he did.

whenever a candidate announces they're brilliant at an aspect of a task/jump at the chance to be PM, it's guaranteed that they'll fuck it up superbly.

Leah, Louisa and Alex.

trreeeat.s

but they're all still available and i cba with that

and I liked his response when he was asked if he wanted viagra.

Very poor lineup this year tbf, my favourite is Myles cause he should be a terrible guy but isn't. My Mum's annual Apprentice crush is Jason, but she fancied that turd Leon a couple of years back so her opinion is invalid.

Lordsugar's scriptwriters have defo earnt their keep. There's been some top quipping from the big guy.

Amazing how much of the high drama format template has been ripped and applied to stuff like GB Bake Off.

Also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr3eT3kZz4A

He's a suave silver fox but instead of being smooth and arrogant with it, he seems like a friendly dad who'll get you out of a hole with his credit card.

Also like Leah, Alex and Jordan though so yeah, decent year actually

But Jason is one of the worst. Hasn't he come from a literature background or something. Makes you never want to read again.

Alex is fine, seems quite nice which cancels out his annoying side. Plus... "you silly shit". Leah was a bit moany this week but I don't really blame her so long as it doesn't continue

I don't mind him, he's a bit fastidious but not a business cock.

But didn't he say something like "effortless superiority". That's even worse

of your character assessments.

Zee should have definitely gone. Alex and Leah are obvious finalists.

I'll agree with you about Louisa though.

Fair enough.

It's the worst lineup in a while at any rate, possibly the worst ever.

Is the predictability of who's getting fired soon. I reckon it's Kurt and Natalie for the next two shows, then Jason or Francesca for the two after. Neil will be one of those.who gets quite far but has to be sacked before the final four as he can't work with anyone.

It you having something underhand against the Welsh guy you racist turd

I really didn't like Zee but they had it in for him from the start.
Alex and Leah are just irritating in multiple ways.

I keep getting him and the other Scouse lad muddled up.

Smart dresser but just bats his eyes at people rather than doing anything.

When I first saw him I thought he was a bit of a bell.

I really want to see Jason as a PM. It has so much hilarity potential - I really hope he gets a chance before he gets the boot.

Its the best line up for at least 3 years.

I guess that's the attraction, though.

Theyre always horrible people. This season there's actually more than one seemingly okay person.

If they were all a) pleasant and b) competent, it'd be a very dull programme.

agreed.

Pretty sure Jason hasn't been the PM.

Makes him seem really shifty.

last year was awful - most of the candidates were boring as hell. At least this year they've got some with proper delusions of grandeur, haircuts and tunes.

i was reminded of Sayid, that man know how to haggle, and talk himslef out of being fired. Plus he was a right bastard.

Favourite: Raef
Least Favourite: Katie (from season 3...I think)

Least favourite: Phil Taylor
Most underrated: Ben Clarke (basically how I imagine chris_is_cool irl)
Most overrated: Lee McQueen. Horrid.

Don't really like Luisa but liked her rant at the corporate world. Really sneezy put down from Karen though.

She's ruined it with the "boxed by my looks" comment.

She may have paid for the motivational speaker, but without him they may have asked for a bigger refund anyway

Great

she should be an actress or something

Seems like a nicer chap than he would first appear.

Came across well this episode but he's never far away from blatant arrogance.

How did he not sack the other one.

just waiting for you other nine to get sacked now. he's probably right

is while he is quite arrogant, he matches it with being also proactive. He's not afraid to say "well, we want to win this so X and I are going to do this and get the result."

Does seem like someone that could have an idea that Lord Sugar will warm to. From a footballing background and a fairly shrewd operator. Once he doesn't make a complete cock of himself, he looks good.

Thought both events were pretty bad; the 'school' one only marginally so, because they had no idea what they were doing. £5,000 to make cupcakes and drink some wine? Fuck off.

Francesca shot herself in the foot with the immortal lines 'I've been to a lot of these events so this task is perfect for me' or something. Yeah, you've lost.

Genuinely amazed that Jordan and his smug little face is still there.

Actually warmed to Neil a bit.