Best terms of address you've had in emails lately (niche? nah)
Dear semi-registered user of the Intelligent Metrix mapping exercise
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thewarn this'd this
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Dear Swan
think it's a typo as w is next to e.
I've signed off like this by accident. Also as Sena. But this isn't about me. Carry on.
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Also
Dear Forward-thinking Investor
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When I was little I registerd for something with the name.
Laurence Ofrabia.
My Mum still gets post for Mr Ofrabia.
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lovely
that's like Chanandler Bong
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It is, it is.
I might create a family Christmas quiz.
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i gave the libdems a fake name when they came canvassing
and i get tons of junk mail to that name
fuckers -
do it
the losing side of your family gets evicted
sexydave this'd this -
I'm not sure I even get this
but I'm easily pleased. And I enjoyed it.
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Someone once sent me an ebay purchase with my ebay username on the envelope along with my actual name
My ebay username being SirDigbyChickenCaesar.
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Got your mum's christmas card then