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the crowd were so ruined they totally stopped paying attention to the darts and were chanting *bring Jesus back.*

That darts weekend looked amazing. It was basically ATP (a whole weekend at Butlins Minehead and apparently there were tribute bands on at night) but with darts!

Shame the guy sounds so upset by it.

I'm willing to bet his claims of emotional turmoil are a little tongue in cheek.

Phil Taylor's quote is terrifying though

(& a real person)

I went to Reading Festival 2004 or something. Anyway, on the inbetween night, everyone is sitting about the campsite, it's about 11pm. A guy who looked like that guy is walking through the campsite, wearing robes and basically doing the whole Jesus thing. As he approaches, he's already got a fairly large crowd following him chanting "Jesus". Literally, as he went past it was the weirdest thing, like the mob mentality and someone looking like Christ, I really had to stop myself from getting up and joining in.

Anyway, within about another 5 minutes, a huge baying mob of drug / off their face people were following him, feverishly screaming "JESUS" JESUS"" and a police van drove up and shoved him in and took him off, probably for his own safety. It was scary how it went from funny to quite worrying so quickly.

HE LIKED MY STORY AND HE CALLED ME BRO!

i really hope that's true

It's not a particularly remarkable story but it's certainly relevant here.

I think your Ronseal privileges need to be withdrawn.

*darts music*

Phil Taylor = Pontius Pilot
Grindal = Jesus
Darts fans = disciples
Kim Huybrechts = Judas Iscariot
Bouncers = christ-bearing-donkeys
Dave Allen = the petty criminals

*Plays Chealsea Dagger*

oi oi oi oi

classic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fppvy52FbIg

Someone has their demographic well and truly nailed...