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some one threw a snowball at my window once
and smashed it, i was cold for days.
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In my university house, my room was in the loft and as such had skylights.
I was woken one morning by a large crow stomping about on the skylight and making its crow noise.
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japes this'd this
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Well don't just sit there
Let KiK in.
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someone's knockers on my window
(.) (.)
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someone's ringing the bell
open the door it's Paul McCartney
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I think it's the charity guy from earlier
he said "I'll come back later. Take care my lovely"
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people that knock on the window instead of the door
why do they do it? its just so aggressive and unnecessary
DarwinDude this'd this -
once a guy knocked on my bedroom shutters
i was in my pants. fucking terrified me. then i had to shout at him to wait a minute while i put a shirt on and he tried to sell me a phone line while he carried on a conversation on his mobile. fuck off
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guy on the outside of the house, girl on the inside
gender binaries.
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I wish whoever is delivering something to my house before midnight arrives soon.
Otherwise this guaranteed next day delivery option is BULLSHIT.
It's not going to turn up, is it :(
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Non-tax paying bastards
Apparently they'll refund the cost (£0) of my delivery if they fail to honour this guarantee.
Nice one lads.
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