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This place has gone to the absolute dogs. I want out and request to be banned.
When I started posting back in the ethers of time, it was a bastion of wit, like a fin de siecle Parisian coffe house. Like artists drunk on such much absinthe we reached new heights of banter, like MTFU and Geoff the boring Policeman. It felt like a creative home.
Now it has all the ambiance of a Yates on a Saturday night in some mickey mouse provincial bog like Manchester, filled to the brim with women of loose moral virture and men vommiting their own inadequacies down themselves like so much blue VK ice.
I've had enough and this is to serve as my adieu (that's French, phillistines).
Not that I will be mourned. People have ever increasingly been a dick to me. Well, boy oh fucking boy will you learn the errors of your ways.
I mean here, I am, the master of the anecdote and what do I get? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. None of you appreciate me, WHAT-SO-FUCKING-EVER.
I mean just LOOK at my body of work. JUST FUCKING LOOK AT IT! I'm magnificent.Yet my posts are met with ever dimishing interest. Just today, I reposted my Statistics story and it received a meagre 8 thises. EIGHT! The original posting received a colosall 37. Proof is in the pudding.
I tell you all I story about how much a winner my mate is, and you all have a fucking cry. I pour my heart about with a traumatic story about having pus pour out of me and you seem to think this is funny?! You're all bullys and I won't stand for it any longer.
I'm tired of being the butt of people's jokes. I'm done. Out. Finished. The end my lack of friends.
I've PMed joeymahone with an electronic will and a list of my best posts to be preserved for posterity.
I also bequeath moral ownership of the ^this thread and custody of my three joke accounts: AilingSirAlex, TheMansDaddy and marckee to TheWza. I'm sure he'll see them right.
I'll maybe see a few people around. Everyone else can have this on their conscience and think about what they've done. I'm a good guy but you bastards have pushed me to it.
This isn't a joke. Goodbye, it's been fun
umm ok. Bye.
I think your leaving will not exactly help the inevitable decline, acually, and I think you have a responsibility to stay.
incandenza_ this'd thisOh hang on, they were thises to a reply, not my post.
Fuck that.
It pains me to say this- you'd best do me as well, Theo.
virture
LLB, really now.
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fitzcarraldo this'd this
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thewarn and Royter-Hatfood this'd this
I told Miss Wilykit the puss story and she looked at me with horror.
I'll always have that. Always.
oh cmon
Even if I wasn't one of the objects of parody it'd positively reek of the stuff
I heard LLB is planning to start leasing commercial vehicles with all his spare time
Lord Lucious Van-Hire
I thought you were joking when you mentioned this the other day.
RIP in peace LLB.
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andyvine this'd this
I've heard he'll now be going everywhere at a medium paced run
LordLuciusCanter.
you're saying i'm entirely capable of destroying internet community
drowned in sound
If this is SRSBSNS,
You do have quite a high opinon# of yourself, don't you?
Yes
as long as you replace the Van-hire bit too.
dont know who are..
but wish you all the best
*for FAO of
*proof of the pudding is in the eating
people will never achieve happiness when they take themselves this seriously.
but like i actually said, top top trolling
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cat_race this'd this
Lord Luscious Gran-Hire
if you need a more attractive grandma for social occasions.
ah. sorry, monoshono.
Can I just check how you pronounce banter?
Or possibly hire?
waffle this'd thisRIP in peace
is a good addition too. Well played eltham.
chickenbones this'd thisIs this real?
This is sad. In every sense of the word.
::kills self via death by a thousand ^This-tle JAGs for getting the name of our glorious leader wrong::
(but not before entering into a schizophrenic concrete-esque debate re: validity of Alec v Alex)
most of your anecdotes are largely made up anyway, right?
maybe your imagination is shrivelling up and withering away in your old age
(just liek yr penus)
Didn't have you down as a needy bumsnogger, pal.
You do have a point in there somewhere. Lots of the regular posters who've popped up over the last year or so are really, really shit, but i think we said that last year, the year before, and the one before that.
PS: I'd drink you under the table, you eggchasing tart.
it's standard for all forums
it's how old timers feel special. there has to a way for people that have wasted more years on a forum to justify their existence
gonad and forzaborza this'd thisI disagree
A good decade and a half spent largely in the company of rugby lads would thoroughly equip a man with tales of base human depravity, I'd have thought
PickledOeuf this'd this-
fappable this'd this
when did you first start posting on DiS, champ?
<under your first account, like)
must be about six years ago, no?
woah.
bracket mixupage.
ha, i like that
er, tail end 07, start of 08 if i recall
oh and i entirely wasn't trying to say i haven't wasted time on forums
just that i'm not an old timer on here. but i've put the hours in elsewhere
wow.
you've posted on here longer than i have.
madness.
good
i had a nice big break though
it annoyed llb when untrue said one of his anecdotes was made up
I don't really have any strong opinions either way, tbh
(all reality is discursively constructed anyway rite?)
I'll briefly return to defend myself
I got annoyed because all the anecdotes I tell are true. Further I don't really see what I'd have to gain by doing so. I've had an eventful life. I do have a penchant for regaling as anyone on here who's met me will probably bitterly testify to.
Anyway, you'll be hearing from my lawyer. I'll see you in Courtts
yeh
that's why i'm rarely here.
hey man I was just asking QUESTIONS
(look everyone llb is back)
For every The Beatles or The Rolling Stones
There's a thousand The Pigeon Detectives.
you bank with them too?
Jolly nice chaps, mind you, not so great since RBS took them over. Might move everything to Hoare & co now.
I'm actually LOLing out loud
you've got me figured, Dave
I have a thing for the Union boys.
or
went on too long, the wrong ones died, got shit.
this was a win/win on punchline setups for me.
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xheathenx this'd this
Cat_Race am Basement Cat?
<Freeze Frame><Devil Eyes>
DUN DUN DUUUUN
<Roll Credits>always get you confused with jacques_the_biscuit
so don't know what we might be missing
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LordLuciusBanter and svenrokk this'd this
Hey Buddy
I'm still in my twenties.
i get him mixed up with lucien
and that other one.
i get smee, meths, zxvccbm and forza mixed up all the time.
what wtf fuck
do diy yourself
actually actualoling out loud
for ffs sake
too tmi information
thank tgif its friday
:(wot about Sergio Busquets, boss?
kinda need him to complete my all-Barca midfield.
you might as well send him my way on a bosman if you're not gonna be about, eh?
can we start calling zxvwhatever
Citroën?
(ZX)
or Spectrum, obviously.
"a traumatic story about having pus pour out of me"
"I'm tired of being the butt of people's jokes"
:''D
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pichaelmarker this'd this
Alright, Jim Davidson
(also a Tory)
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Antelope, Kitchmo, Epimer, Parsefone, alcxxk, joeymahone, anal_schwarzenegger, aboynamedgoo, theShipment, Royter-Hatfood, LOLpop, hip_young_gunslinger, brusma, whiterussian, citizenmeh, Icarus-Smicarus, and Antpocalypsenow this'd this
i quite like the dogs
Like small horses on small courses
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hip_young_gunslinger this'd this
It was actually even better
but after your PM I toned it down a bit
Do you still have it?
You can post it as a sort of director's cut.
Also I like how you may not have picked up on that I didn't shake
on the wager until after you lost 5-0 at home to Swansea.
Vote LBB
FOR REIGN OF TERROR
LordLuciusBanter this'd this
Your anecdotes have been suffering lately
Maybe you're due a break