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Is your rent officially unaffordable?
I'm no mathist, so I may be getting this completely wrong, but I think according to this:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15284892
If you're paying more than 35% of your salary on rent, it's unaffordable. In this case, mine is massively unaffordable (probably closer to 45%).
Subquestion: What kind of cardboard box would be best for sleeping in?