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Hey so you know how none of you people are real
Well, what if no one else is real?
Do these symbols mean anything to you?
Probably not, because you aren't even here.
Why not?
Why do you continue to engage in the pretense that you are sentient beings posting on an alleged internet forum when I -- the one sentient individual present in this discussion -- have figured out that none of you are real?
This is obviously completely irrational behaviour from all of you and I expect you to cease immediately and therefore for this website (for it provides nothing other than a forum, let's not forget) to completely disappear.
Goodbye!