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The accident statistics for the first quarter are IN...
Selected highlights include:
Jan 9 - Making a cup of tea, felt dizzy and collapsed on floor.
Jan 20 - Emptied toilet brush, inhaled 'Protect' cleaner, fainted.
Feb 3 - Burnt hand removing lit cigarette from ashtray.
Mar 17 - Struck in the face when removing vacuum cleaner nozzle.
Mar20 - Slipped on bird droppings, fractured fingers putting hand out
When did you last injure yourself in a vaguely amusing or embarrassing way?