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Piriton
I went to a chippy this aft for a brew and decided on getting a sausage butty. Little did I know the thing was BATTERED (urgh). Anyway shortly after eating it my lips went superitcy and I realised it was because the sausages will have been prepared with the cod.
So I went to get some Piriton. Despite it being the most delicious medicine in the world, it also has a side effect of drowsiness.
One gulp has left me almost bed-bound for the night. I can barely stay awake. Therefore, if you ever need some legal, non-harmful sleep-inducing medication, drink some Piriton.