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Some types of salmon are really ugly
When I think of salmon I think of the nice silver variety with black spots aka the Atlantic Salmon as pictured here:
http://www.fws.gov/newengland/images/FW%20Fishes%20of%20NH/Atlantic%20Salmon.jpg
Around the USA and Canada however you may find the Chinook Salmon. It looks like this, what an ugly cunt:
http://scienceblogs.com/zooillogix/giant%20chinook%20salmon%20battlecreek.jpg