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How come we've never picked up any transmissions from aliens?
Hmmm? I mean, there's got to be at least a 'fuck-ton' of planets out there and if even a tiny minority of them are habitable, chances are there's got to be some other civilisation, other than ours right?
So how come with all our radiogrammatic telescopes and space lazers we've never heard a peep from the buggers eh?