2. He has a mental laugh.
3. harru promptly started the thread and said nowt else cos nothing else needed to be said.
4. Over time, other threads occasionally pop up in the format of [person]'s [thing]. It's 'best' when they say nothing else.
5. They get bumped with a "Jay-Z's laugh" post.
6. This get's bumped with a [person]'s [thing] post.
That is all, except for the following footnotes:
i. There's a 'rival' 'Gareth Southgate's laugh' thread that operates.
ii. I think this is the first time that we've had a music board-social board crossover.
iii. Other people have posted [person]'s [thing] posts that aren't actually based on threads that exist. But that's fine.
iii. It feels wrong to have explained it all. Might retire the thread now. :-/
Some lank haired epsilon-class dribbler like Jordan will continue to post it in any thread a third person indicative is used, his knees no doubt knocking together and emitting guttural sounds of pleasure as he does so.
Phil Spector's wigs
Whaaaaat?
beyonce's uberbutt
Thom Yorke's left eye
Left Eye's thom yorke
Eminem's spectacles
Off-topic
but Jay Z is hilarious. I didn't know this until now.
my dad changed the channel just when he was about to laugh
what's it like
sort of like how i imagine queen victoria would have laughed
Pete Townsend's google search history
Mutya's angry pile
madona's cunt
Morrissey's gladioli
Messi's Guardiola
kanyes autotune
Girls Aloud's fake tan
not nicola
Nicola from Girls Aloud's natural pastiness
Fieldy's second solo album
Axl Rose's narcissism
Lizard King's leather trousers
Crispian Mills's Grandad
Jeff Buckley's backstroke
omfg^
:-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Moses Kiptanui's 5000 m gold medal from the Saint Petersburg '94 Goodwill Games
Mortiis' latex ears.
Rick Witter's shed
Eugene S. Robinsons naked again
Jonny Evans defensive abilities.
*shakes head*
*votes for pro euthanasia party*
Lisa Left Eye Lopes' condom eyepatch
R Kelly's plastic sheets
Amy Williams helmet
Angus Young's sweat
Joss Acklund's spunky backpack.
The men's Canadian olympic ice hockey team
Mark Lawrenson's thatched hairdo
He actually said "softly softly, catchy monkey" on football focus last saturday.
Dexter Holland's Chili Sauce
Bruce Dickinson's pilot's licence
Dizzee's grime
Westwood's 'game'
Michael Hutchence's knot tying badge
Jimmy Nail's lie detector
Pete Townshend's paedophilia allegations
Pete Townshend's "research"
No dude you're being totally ignorant
It was book research.
He had pictures of kids having sex. For book research.
Kidsex. Research.
Peter Buck's memory loss
Sonic the Hedgehog's spin dash
Dave Hill's fringe
Sophie Ellis Bextor’s
oversized porcelin face.
Owen Pallett's violin
Michael Stipe's stripe
harru (x3), Permafrost_Cities, drakepress, weneedmorebooze, xylopwn (x2.5), & colon_closed_bracket's disregard for the protocol of this thread
Christine Bleakley's water skis
Nick Cave's halogen lamps
David Mellor's football kit
Charlie Brooker's Foals haircut
^this disappearing post
Matthew Kelly's Second Hand Car
The Rock's Face
Gordon Ramsay's pronunciation of the word "restaurant"
Gordon Brown's pronunciation of the word "billion"
Ray Gun's 11am mojito
Meg White's hypnotic jiggle
Paul Gascoigne's tears
John Edwards' extramarital affair
David Mitchell's sexuality
That sounds like 48 hours of live television urging people to shag Dickie Dawkins.
win butler's gammy face
Daisy Lowe's shoot for July issue of Esquire
Lindsay Lohan's clitslips
Joan Fontaine's arched left eyebrow
Big Trak's Back!
Katy Perry's dress
Rob Green's mare
Schweinsteiger's Girlfriend
TheWza's attitude.
Terry Wogan's Trouser Bulge
Cristiano Ronaldo's way with words
Iago's soliloquies
kurt cobain's unorthodox headache cure
Cheryl Cole's immune system
Mary Anne Hobb'e's' Radio 1 resignation letter
George Lucas' neck
Phil mitchell's drug taking
Jas Mann's "Employee of the Month" award at Allied Carpets June 2004.
Will Sheff's soulless owllike eyes
the people's eyebrow
ODB's thirteen children.
Avey Tare's bucket hat.
Robert Pollard's beer.
Stevie Wonder's relentless vibrato
aw man
Peter Hook's Blood Money
The world's smallest man's voice.
alan vega's scream
(one for the music boarders, there)
John Fashanu
JOHN FASHANU
I wish i was famous, only so that I could write "foppyish's bafflement" at this entire thread
1. Jay-Z was on Jonathan Ross.
2. He has a mental laugh.
3. harru promptly started the thread and said nowt else cos nothing else needed to be said.
4. Over time, other threads occasionally pop up in the format of [person]'s [thing]. It's 'best' when they say nothing else.
5. They get bumped with a "Jay-Z's laugh" post.
6. This get's bumped with a [person]'s [thing] post.
That is all, except for the following footnotes:
i. There's a 'rival' 'Gareth Southgate's laugh' thread that operates.
ii. I think this is the first time that we've had a music board-social board crossover.
iii. Other people have posted [person]'s [thing] posts that aren't actually based on threads that exist. But that's fine.
iii. It feels wrong to have explained it all. Might retire the thread now. :-/
*iv.
Theo: add this to your spreadsheet, please.
Now if I were famous, I could post "foppyish's complete understanding" of this entire thread
Cheryl Cole's dance routines
north korea's marching
Lembit Opik's new girlfriend
James Naughtie's Freudian slip
Ed Miliband's vision for the Labour party
julian assange's okcupid profile
Jodie Foster's Beaver
Jodie Foster's now-disappeared thread :(
Rio Ferdinand's SoccerXiser
Stacy's Mom
Bernard Madoff's 150-year prison sentence...
David Villa's barse tickler
*test figures
Gary Glitter's swimming trunks
Owen Wilson's agent
*Cronenberg's
PocketMouse's Stocking 2010
:D
kerry katona's child benefits
Eric Clapton's racist outburst
David Gilmour's unruly offspring
coincidentally
he used to write on this site
Fritz Lang's Metropolis
needs its own thread
Ed Miliband's first 100 days as Labour leader. How do you think he's done?
Dierdre Barlow's Sinewy Neck
Gucci Mane's new tattoo
Alan Johnson's resigning
Brent's back
Michel Roux's service
Valentine's Day
Bidisha's hairy fud
And I'd just like to point out that not only is this fred the #1 google result for 'Jay Z's laugh'. It's #1 for just 'Z's laugh' too.
Friends[sic] Dads
THATCHER'S DEAD
http://www.isthatcherdeadyet.co.uk/
Is that Cher dead yet?
No, she's still alive, pet.
Colin Firth's O...os...oss...ssssc.......FUCKINGoscar
C_C_B's musical crossword #2 (now with added rotational symmetry)
Kolo Toure's Astounding Drug Stash
TheWza's "Jay Z's laugh" thread
colon_closed_bracket's inaccurate TheWza's Jay-Z's Laugh Thread thread
Julian Casablancas' voice
Johann Hari's article about the Tories banning the homeless and those trying to help them
Oasis' sheeeeeeine
SUPER'S DRAGON!
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones' proximity to tragedy
Ted Kennedy's Chappaquiddick incident: Messed up, man. Messed up.
Fuck off contributing to this awful thread
Mainly TheWza
The only person that persists in ruining threads with 'Jay-Z's laugh'
Not this ^
Prof. Brian Cox's snugly-fitting t-shirts
Hi, c_c_b! :-)
:D
Barry Normans pickled onions
[sic]
Lisas braces
thebeautifulones twitter feed today
George Michael's cover of True Faith
No actual thread yet. But it'll come.
Ugandan journalism's way with words
Gwen Stefani's unremarkable cameo in the Aviator
Mens armpit hair [sic]
Women's armpit hair - SICK!
Jay-Z's armpit hair - Bic!
kiK's football spin-off thread: Your summer/January buys
Shane Warne's Facelift
Jordan_229_2's relationship thread of the day: Taking a girl to watch football, who doesn't like football on a first date.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jay-Zs-Laugh/109893079062959?sk=wall
Matthew Barney's The Cremaster Cycle
Benjamin Franklin's Daily Schedule
will smith's moustache
Vikram's 80 new accounts
Andrew Marr's Big Injunction
Martin Amis' pre-obiturary for Christopher Hitchens
TheWZA's spreadsheet
Theo's Brassiere
Jamie Olivers portal
Bamnan's political nonsense.
Creaky's news thread.
Girlfriends'* saggy tracksuit bottoms
*Oeuf would like it pointed out that she doesn't own a pair of these at all, which is very true. xylopwn considers himself blessed on that score.
KiK's ironic THISing.
The Queens Visit: A Bomb at My Bus Stop Edition.
Saturday's Doctor Who
Ken Clarke's comments about rape
Moby's house
Thomas Gravesen's icy stare.
Barak Obama's visit to Ireland.
your commitment to this thread is quite incredible.
do you have some kind of alarm system set up?
w00t's verticals
R**n G***s's Injunction
Twitter's impact on court proceedings
Ratko Mladic's extradition hearing
The director of Simon Pegg's next film
The Apprentice's Tom
Tom's socks
Steven Bywater's garden art installation (footballers/sportspeople going mad thread)
Your favourite bit of meths
Woody Allen's new film
marc radcliffe's stammer
Andy Murray's (probable) massive semi
Ed Miliband's repetition
Rudolph Nureyev's portrudent schlong
Johann Hari's problem with moral ambiguity
Craig Thomson's Facebook account
Mate's sisters
Luke Leighfield's Formspring.
Sarah Palin's Movie Trailer
Prince William's Speaking Voice
Doctor Who's 50th Anniversary
Ed Miliband's face
Tony Romo's wedding video
Tom's celebration
Dave Benson Phillips' website
Jimmy Saville's swollen contact book.
Morrissey's latest comments on Norway.
George Osborne's voice
Boots' Meal Deal salads
great bump
1990's trainers
Frog Kings Warning
Meowington's Mien
Sam's Ibb***
TheWza's fury if this thread gets deleted as a result.
David Cameron's cycling habit
Glasgow’s transformation into Philadelphia for World War Z filming
Robin Williams' best film
Chintzy's Gussey
Scout's meat rub
Meowington's men
.
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4243688#r6225930
Bon Iver's Log Cabin
brightonb's list of tagged artists
Sinead O'Connor's blog
Rio Ferdinand's Soccer Xiser
Steve Albini's Cooking Blog
Hahaha.
Sean's PJ Harvey albums, in order of preference
John Barrowman's career in America
George Osborne's cocaine and hookers parties.
J Mascis' Guitar Rig
Dan Carlin's Hardcore History
Palestine's bid for state recognition at the UN
Labour's five-point economic growth plan
Carlos Tevez's delusions of grandeur
Michael Jackson's corpse
(JohnM's half a job)
Sorry, was just about to do this
but you beat me to it.
CCB's overzealousness - apologies!
Mansfield Town's chief executive Carolyn Still
Gordon Burns' last ever North West Tonight
Gwyneth Paltrow's Severed Head
Good work
Thanks mate
Incidentally the last pub quiz I went to ended up in us winning the best team name prize with Joss Stone's Severed Head
Lovely stuff
Much better than Quiz on My Face.
Gwyneth Paltrow's severed head
Mike Leigh's Another Year
Nicola Roberts' self loathing
David Millibands mouth
Akira Kurasawa's Dreams
William Egglestone's voice
American McGee's Alice
Samuel Pepys' Diary
Harvard's 1869 Entrance Exam
Vikki's things to do before 30
Park's presence, personality, persistance and purpose
FAO: Jordan
:D
The Ku Klux Klan's UK chapter
Supermarkets' insistence on keeping basil separate from the other herbs
^ tenuous
Derren Brown's show tonight
Steve Bruce's nose
Sir Jimmy's gold coffin
Charles Manson's Epic Answer
Cher Llyod's swagger
Darcy's ASCII Thread
Life's Too Short
no...
Man City's £194.5m loss
Scout's xmas shopping stress removal extravaganza
Mark Kermode's love of the Twilight films
*Peter Drury's Commentary
India's Got Talent
no...
Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
Keith Hill's Tykes
Victoria Coren's tomato and custard eating on Frank Skinner's Opinionated
Nigel Farage's (UKIP) little outburst about the democratic illegitimacy of the EU
The Guardian's current 2017 forecast features
Interpol's 'Roland'
DiS' Lost 11 of '11
X Factor winner's single
The NFL's widest necks.
The Decemberists' 16 Military Wilv
PocketMouse's Stocking 2008
DiS' equivalent of a Metro cat cartoon
The Vaccines' mums
:J
Seal's acne
Paddy Doherty's wife's 'Choose Life' t-shirt
Fa's Saurez report thingy
Michel Roux's performance on Celebrity Mastermind (Jzeezlaugh)
Kevin Shields' pedalboard
Pippa Middleton's pilates teacher
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhDMgojvfEY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RgRo9NYXjg
ODB's FBI file
Joe Cole's goal against United in the 3-0 win at Stamford Bridge in 2006
Fail - not a thread title
Doesn't have to be
See also: Scout's meat rub.
Ah - Gringo fail
Jay Z's child
shepherd's warning
strong
that's lovely
Ban request.
The Government's plans to be able to sack bad teachers more quickly.
King's Cross Pubs
Jacob's Mouse
A man's account of 2 years in prison
beggar's belief
Balonz's consent
Your parent's hair
Hipster Runoff's Greatest Hits
Dexter's Lab
Gary Numan's finances
Wickham's decent
Baby's Imminent
Mama's back
Phil Babb's Mini Cabs
Capello's Resigned
no
Jay-Z's laugh
And the circle is closed.
Pete Doherty's ART
Brian May's Goose Fury
Jim Corr's Facebook page
London's Poor
Liam's gnarly Rasputin Tattoo
Paris Hilton's new avant-garde club tune
The Guardian's rubbish hatchet job on Boris Johnson
i don't think Wickham's Decent will be topped
your Park one was close, mind
That's your Park one pal
I was just doing the required admin
My friend's Satan Lives t-shirt
WELCOME BACK!
McDonald's Monopoly: best time of the year
Film's you could only watch once
Sean's pinterest account
Radiohead
eh?
My friend's Satan Lives t-shirt
abandon.. fuck
What's the word.
Dave's Diner - Mablethorpe
Boat race protester's ideas for SmAsHinG tHe SysTeM
Henry Rollin's face as he browses records
Tupac's Hologram
Men's bodies are gross
The manager's done fantastic.
Mine's peanut
John Terry's chocolate orange
Nerique De Lucas' contract dispute
Ched Evans' entire existence.
Jarvis Cocker's appearance in an advert for Eurostar/London2012
Michael Oliver's good
was just going to do this one!
Let's Get Lost Festival in That Derby
forzaborza's Fargo Blasphemy
Werner Herzog's note to his cleaning lady
Matthew Stevens' "best friend" Paul Hunter...
it's raining
Stop it.
Kyle Walker's good spiel
New series of Grandma's House
Joey Barton's on Newsnight.
are you doing it wrong?
that was supposed to be for Jordan_229_2
NOW I'M DOING IT WRONG ?(????)
Where's better to live, Bristol or Birmingham?
*applauds*
Tulisa's Named FHM's Sexiest Woman
fuck sake
FHM's Sexiest Woman
will that do
St Vincent's guitar on Later last night
Daniel Kelly's ulinto vegetables
What's Your Dad's Name?
(nice double whammy).
Jordan?
can we allow this kind of thing?
lo it
Mr Hodgson's pronunciation of the letter R
Oh yeah quite good.
8/10.
Your perfect pub meet up.
Ringo Starr's Solo Output
Emer O'Toole's pubes.
She's back
She's got great arms
Julia Roberts' hairy pits.
St Vincent's Thighs
Drogba's appearance on Graham Norton
Saha's appearance on Newsnight.
United's 15-0 win next weekend!
Julien Assange's The World Tomorrow
My Bloody Valentine EP's 1988-1991
why in GOD'S NAME
Have you ever gone to a barber's for a shave?
Man Utd's home kit 2012/2013
Oprahs Lesbian Lovers
:-D
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003612703992
Westfield Stratford's Food Court
Virgins' Nice Work
Her Majesty's Crown
Win Butler's Fixation With Kids
Mark Zuckerberg's Instant Messages
Dead Man's Hoes
Mug's game
What's going on
Ariel Pink's Haunted Guffiti
Just a reminder that this was never, ever funny.
can't you delete it?
why bother?
Some lank haired epsilon-class dribbler like Jordan will continue to post it in any thread a third person indicative is used, his knees no doubt knocking together and emitting guttural sounds of pleasure as he does so.
you've used that epsilon-class line as much as i've used this thread, to be fair
Parsefone's Huxleyisms
The Swedish Eurovision correspondent's accent
Jade Goody's Autopsy
Nicki minaj's considerable booty
Daniel Day-Lewis' Shoulders
Marcus Mumford's Waistcoat
Channel 4 News' Habbo Hotel fixation
Lewis Hamilton's Accent
Henri's Ennui
cat_race's chips
Cat_race's disgusting display of ill manners
John Inverdales's sofa
Victoria Beckham's fit
Frank Sinclair's own goal :'-))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Craig Foley's, frankly heroic, list of DiS pseudonyms
Craig Foley's, frankly heroic, list of DiS pseudonyms
ATP's ability to operate as a going concern
Barry Hogan's bank account
Can someone photoshop a lightsaber
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
:D
What I was trying to say (thanks DiS) was
"Can someone photoshop a lightsaber" gets a sticky when this thread doesn't have one.
Honest guv.
Bradley Wiggins' answer to the accusations by the press of drugs being responsible for his current success....
Greengrocer's
cucumber's - 4 for a quid!
Arkwright's Spinning Jenny
Alex Reid's very shit music video
Couple's breakup tweeted live on train
Bradley Wiggins' sideburns
Damon Albarn's early-career baggy haircut
10th President of the United States of America John Tyler's grandsons
Buckles' hair style
Latitude 2012: The Editor's Reviewgasm
Meat Loaf's tribute act
Craig David's Workout Routine
Youtube's insidious crawl towards
Russell's Teapot innit
rasputin's alive
are you kidding me
Beckham's face and head
Today's transfer rumours
Mark E Smith's finest lyrical putdowns
Shin Lam's Tears
Sailing's on
500 replie's!
great work everyone
replie's
i love you jordan
Louise Mensch's Poetry
Derren Brown's pickled orangutan
Bendtner's beard.
Jackie Stallone's lips
The Warns Family Photoshoot
Wayne Rooney's cut leg
Squatters' rights
yoko ono's 80 soon
FACT Magazine's Albums of the 90s
fi'x
What's the bravest thing that you've everrr done?
DaddyorChip's either
NoahVale's Oasis moment
My job doesn't have a pension
Andy Carroll's old Bebo account
Burial's Twitter.
Hyundai's massive cube wall room thing
Who's that shit song by that has a bit that goes 'woh oh wuh oh wuh oh' ?
Jeremy Hunt's Special Adviser at the Department of Health.
Justin Lee Collins's Graphic Dossier of his Girlfriend's Sexual History
Stephen Hawking's Football Boots
What's Chessboxing?
Regent's Park Zoo is nice
man united's midfield
wilshere's u21 performance
Adele's Bond theme
JANIE'S GOT A GUN!
Charlotte Church's Indie Band
Mike Parry's invoking the spirit of jackass
Your mum's is
Mitt Romney's foreign policy successes listed below
Kevin Shields' tremolo
peter pinsent's obsession with geri halliwell
Kasabian's debut album
Next year's tour de france route
Cadbury's Spira
Sienna Miller's baps on the cover of the Evening Standard yesterday
Rugger Buggers' Savile Shame:
#su's anal bum party
Andrew Lincoln's Twitter Feed
John Travolta's Hair
Kate Middleton's Foetus
Simon Amstell's stand up show's really funny
MESSI'S SUIT
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2013/1/7/1357580271096/FIFA-Ballon-dOr-Gala-2012-008.jpg
Kate Winslet's husband
Reckoning's sodas
Justin Lee Collins' list of influeces
roy keane's beard
Robbie Fowler's property academy
Cameron's EU pledge
Last night's AFRICA
<<insert name>>'s Gardening Blog
UK's SHADOW POWER list
Vinnie Jones' performance in snatch
your country's history
Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs
Alice Cooper's Friendster Profile
Robin Thicke's latest music video (NSFW)
Thatcher is laugh
Amanda Palmer's Poem
Ed Ball's