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what profession would your ideal partner have?
....the ideal job, like, if you could pick anything..
mine...
1. professional pool player.
inspired by this superstar of the women's game
http://hermund.ardalen.com/bp/2009/JasminOuschan250.jpg
get to travel with her loads. go on the hustle in the seedy, smoke filled pool houses of the world when short on cash or tournament wins. most likely get to have own pool table in the house. get to have sex on the table whilst 'something in the night' plays on the vintage jukebox and the Giants game flickers on the telly.
2. professional roller derby player
http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/ballhype/story_large/2008/11/25/vominatrixbarely.jpg
because that's the coolest sexiest thing i've ever seen in my life. my friend knows someone that does this and it blows my mind. like the sexy, sweaty competitive scrappiness of being a hockey player without being posh or called emma or karen and better taste in everything. still probably get to have sex on a pool table.
3. english literature teacher
be able to tell me loads about books and that. also, a teacher sort of implies dominance and a superior intellect...a bit like a mother figure. and everyone is just looking for another mother figure, right? probably likes mazzy star and joanna newsom and miles davis and chunky knitwear and ingmar bergman films and hugh fearnley whittingstall. small chance of sex on a pool table.
4. a french barmaid.
no explanation needed.
you?