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half a pizza, half a banana... what the fuck?
Nevermind that, who the fuck can't even eat a whole pizza at a time? MAN UP.
but mankind was not designed to eat a whole pizza for a meal. It's ridiculous. I'll have two slices of pizza, some potatoes and some cauliflower, thanks very much.
it will change your life for the better.
somebody who only ever ate pizza would probably having a better palate than somebody who would eat cauliflower and potato with pizza.
i get bored chomping on the same piece of dough for too long. fuck that. bring on the broccolli.
that doesn't actually count..
but you're having a laugh. the amount of salt and fat in pizzas would make it well worse.
because I held my sandwich in two halves and took bites from both pieces alternately
Nobody can actually manage a whole pizza can they? I love pizza as much as the next person but a whole pizza is so excessive, save a bit for lunch tomorrow.
finished it in about 5 minutes. washed down with two cups of coffee from a thermos.
if your eating an enormous, doughy, revolting dominoes pizza to yourself, well that is excessive. Lovely thin cruster, that's fine.
I have the image of some feral child with mayonnaise hanging from the corner of their mouth now looking around shiftily for any one attempting to steal your sandwich.
probably (and hopefully) not tho.
The grease is too much for me to cope with. I guess thin base is acceptable, I usually have the normal base ones, a third of which is more than satisfying.
I just eat as much as I need to not feel hungry any more. It's perfectly normal when you think about it. No pizza chain, banana tree or God is going to dictate how much I eat!
I wouldn't eat a whole pizza in one sitting. fuck that.
but a whole one is just a bit too...bananay. so i like to have a half one. what are you gonna do about it, eh?
cause it feels like I'm being a pig eating it all at once. I then eat the remainder of the pizza slice by slice through the rest of the day/evening. It's eating the same amount, but i feel less of a fatty this way