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I was on the bus and the nutter sat next to me.
It was terrifying and hilarious. As soon as he got on the bus he was shouting "WHEN'S THE WEEK AFTER!?" to everyone, repeatedly. Then he focused on an old woman sat in front of him "WHEN'S THE WEEK AFTER!?"
"Next week!"
"NEXT WEEK? WHEN'S THE WEEK AFTER!?"
Someone else on the opposite side shouted across "In two weeks!"
"2 WEEKS WHEN'S THE WEEK AFTER!?"
Then directly to the old woman again
"WHEN'S THE WEEK AFTER!?"
"I don't know!"
"WHY DON'T YOU KNOW!?!"
"MI JACKONS DEAD! SAID HE TOOK DRUGS! HOW DID HE DIE?? SAID HE TOOK TOOK DRUGS! MI JACKSONS DEAD!"