Boards
Favourite football chants.
or indeed any sport.
perennial favourites:
'When the ball hits the goal,
It's not Shearer or Cole,
It's Zamorrrrrraaa.
You can watch ol' Brazil,
But they ain't half the skill,
Of Zamorrrrrraaa.
When the ball hits the net,
You can place your bet,
It's Zamorrrrrraaa.'
or,
'Van-Per-sie
When the girl says "No."
Molest her!'