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Seen those adverts for companies offering to buy your old mobile phone?
I've just received £193 for four of the oldest phones in history, one of which was powered by dragon's breath. Another one was busted beyond repair.
I'm waiting for the catch cos as long as they don't post the photos of my knob that I forgot to delete before sending them, this is the best deal ever. I reckon the cheque must be covered in anthrax or something.
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