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The Freeing-Your-Balls-Up-When-They-Become-Stuck-To-Your-Inner-Thigh dance
This isn't an invite to a party I'm throwing, this is the dance you do to loosen everything up when it all gets jammed, probably because of sweat or something. I was just doing this whilst stood at the scanning machine, and someone asked what I was up to. I had no answer. Anything would have been better than admitting to what I was doing, but I couldn't come up with anything.
This is probably aimed more at the blokes on here.
Not that there is a question that goes with it, though