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Does anyone remember obscure 80s comedian Roy Jay
He was apparently popular on mid-80s panel shows and stuff. Apparently he had a drinking problem and an enormous penis, and the two combined to ruin his career when he drunkenly got his cock out on stage during a live performance and was thereafter shunned by all broadcasters.
Here he is in a Schweppes advert.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8LBJJVnyB4
Any further information on Roy Jay gratefully received.