Boards
i think my dad thought i was wanking off to jeremy kyle
i was watching the one where the guy has slept with like 200 women, (its linked in the other thread)....and im in the dark with a duvet over my head because i feel the flu coming on.....just in my pants and my smiths t-shirt i wear for bed..and he asked me what i was doing, the same way he would ask me what i was doing if i was perched over thatchers fetid corpse lubing up a juicy double ender.....
yup. papa thinks i get my jollies listening to the sordid antics of the lower classes.
never mind.