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Speak now of an obscure, preferably strange yet oddly interesting fact you know
I know, for instance, that the best way to get dust or sand or dirt out of an infant's eye is to lick it out. If someone is monitoring this internet thingy, I should point out I've never felt the compulsion to do this. It's far safer for the baby, apparently.
Interesting appendium: Apparently, it's better for the mother to do it rather than the father, as the mother's tongue is slightly less rough.