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Best stand up comedy line.
1 line.
Dylan Moran on self improvement programs - "... you end up sitting in front of the television watching these programs eating bread - from the bag... dipping it in anything runnier than bread."
Or on sheer delivery alone -
Eddie Izzard - "... no, it is true."
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=o78MkSWe8Mw