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Ruud Van Nistolhorse.
(yes, I did steal this)
I wondered how far down the Day Today references would start. unsurprisingly, it was not very far.
i like the thought of Balding saying it
i don't want to see her naked, i'd just like her to talk while i sort myself out.
Like being serenaded by a microwave.
told me i was wasting my life.
it didn't sound like Clare Balding, sounded more like my mum.
(one of my own)
Minus the horse
PADMANABHAN AND ROTHWARF
Steve McManaman & Robbie Fowler used to have a racehorse called “Some Horse”. The idea was so the commentator would say things like “….and look there’s some coming up on the rear……”
Classic Scouse humour there.
Antonio Hernández Colmenero from Huelva
Spanish Kettle Ignition Twiglet
Galloping Ear Thrush
Drunken Bishop Seminar Arrest
^4 time winner of the Heath St Ledger
attempted comedy spelling fail
Rape And Abortion
man I just thought up a good joke about horses called "rape" and "abortion", but the "shock value" aspect outweighs the cleverness, so I wont post it.
This is the procedure you should go through whenever making a "shocking" joke.
that'd be the best thing ever. I'm smiling just thinking about it.
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr
or 'Glue Walking'
Just so I could see a load of posh birds screaming 'come on my face' when the stallion approaches the finish line
copyright mario mancini (neé astbury)
Fern Britton's Gastric Falsehood
I Only Want To Be With Glue
your horse please
Rafael Nadal's Huge Forearm
IT'S FUNNY COS IT'S TRUE, YOU FUCKERS.
'Epic Fail' for the National.
the trendy horse