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Breaking and Entering - Dir Anthony Minghella
1) Jude Law is an Architect (cunty)
2) His office is in King's Cross (cunty)
3) His office is full of mac laptops (cunty)
4) He is burgled. NOT by a scally or n'er do well....NO. This is fucking ISLINGTONLAND! Subsequently he is burgled by A FREERUNNING REFUGEE WITH A HEART OF GOLD. (cunty)
5)His wife is a bit mad (in a deeply nonspecific way) (cunty)
6) Their kid has some sort of rare autism that leaves Robin Wright with a haunted look in her eyes. (cunty)
The one redeeming feature of the film is that Jude Law ends up FUCKING THE KID'S MUM, which is what I'd do if I got burgled.