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Giant Isopod Cool List 2007
top of the Giant Isopod Cool List this year is Eric from Isopod thrash/emotronica duo That's Not Nancy
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Eric (pictured) was described as 'delirious with joy' to have been chosen as the coolest of all members of the terrifying aquatic genus. He first took up songwriting at the age of 3 when he fell in love with a prawn. The resulting hit single 'The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name' was a smash hit remaining at the top of the aquatic charts for twelve weeks despite not being available on any physical or digital format.
He insists fame has not changed him however, and he still survives on a died of scavenged flesh collected from the ocean bottom.
Other entries in the cool list:
2. Barry the Isopod
who saved a kitten stuck up a tree then ate its face
3. Horace the Isopod
who wrote an interesting book about China
4. Mandy the Isopod
who is widely regarded as the best hairdresser in sea - despite having had no opportunities to cut hair
5. Ghandi the Isopod
who brought peace between the Giant Isopods of Shellville and the Giant Isopods of Crusty Ridge
6. Julie Andrews the Isopod
Isopod-dom's highest earning porn star
7. MC Hammer the Isopod
director of short films about the holocaust
8. Rhodri Morgan the Isopod
Famous 70s disco singer enjoying a revival due to the use of his song on an advert for water
9. Suzi Quatro the Isopod
renowned scientist and beekeeper
10. Josh Homme the Isopod
Striker for Crusty FC and top goalscorer for the 2006-07 isopremiership