Boards
Wrong things for a man to say during sex:
"My mum used to do that."
"Hang on, I'll draw a diagram."
"Can you stop humming?"
"Yeehaw!"
"Ha ha ha, the look on your face."
"What's that smell?"
"How does this work?"
"I got 'I Can't Believe It's not Butter' because we are on a budget here."
"1-0!"