Boards
Big thighs
I was looking at trousers, nice Italian ones, in a shop on Brick Lane the other day, when the shop assistant, a well-turned out black fellow perched on a folding chair using a laptop, piped up "none of those would fit you mate, your thighs are too big".
I mumbled something about Levi's sta-pressed never fitting me either, and left, chagrined.
wtf??